My DBZ Joke topic

*Goku and Piccolo are flying on their way to Raditz*

Goku: Hey Piccolo I have a question
Piccolo: What is it?!
Goku: You aren't human either right?
Piccolo: Yeah...
Goku: And your dad spit you out as an egg right?
Piccolo: Yeah what about it?
Goku: Are you Youshi?
Piccolo: Yeah Goku, Im a green effing dinosaur
Goku: Can I ride you?
Piccolo:: Grr

you should emphasis the can i ride you with wide eyes

Lmao. Cut out that Grr part. And Youshi is spelled Yoshi.

JOKE NUMBER TWO

*Piccolo and Goku finally reach Raditz*

Raditz: So you finally came Goku, and you bfought a Nemakian as well.
Goku: Actually that hasn't been explained yet....
Raditz: Oh...well no one cares about him anyways
Piccolo: Well screw you too!!!

*Piccolo throws his cloak off of him*

Goku: Piccolo you use weighted training cloth as well?
Piccolo: No goku. I just love to get naked when I'm around you

*Raditz looks at his scouter and sees their power levels increasing*

Raditz: So nudity makes you stronger on this planet...?

*Starts to remove armor completely*

Goku: No, we are wearing weighted clothing.
Raditz: No of course *laughs* that would be ridiculous.