but bullets bounce off me and they go into your head and take the money

Then I become the medic from TF2 and I uberchrge myself, making me invincible. Then I kill you with my nailgun and I take the bag.

but this time i eat the bullets and spit them back out at you and it hits you in the heart and i walk off with the money and ban the orange box games from new horizons with PoEs permission

But I ubercharged me, making me invincible, so the bullets bounce back and hit your brain and I take the bag.

but they hit a metal plate and i hack the orange box and its contents and i turn your health to one and i go into dark side mode from no more heroes and use CRANBERRY CHOCOLATE SUNDAE (real name of this power which all of them has a food name...) everything goes black and white and i stick my beam katana in you in an uppercut motion and slice you in half and take the money

Then I unhacked the Orange Box, get some striders from HL2 and they kill you and I take the bag.

orange box is banned though so for using it you get IP banned and then i use BLUEBERRY CHEESE BROWNY and shoot plasma balls at you which splits your head open

I then get a new orange box and shove its commercial into your head and you get a headache for kepp thinking about it. Then I take the bag.

but i hack all orange boxes and turn them into the tangerine box and take the money

but i melt you and jj down then mix you together and you try to kill eachother for the body.i run away with the bag as u fight

i kill jj and then have snake snap your neck in half and i take the bag and he hides in his box

I become the spy (again) and stab the nake in half. Then I stab you and I take the bag.

i ment solid snake but since hes a clone a new solid snake comes and kills you and i take the money

I then clone myself alot, surrond you and you surrneder and give me the bag.

but snake put a mine on the ground you walk away on and die and i take the money

My other clones take the bag.

that was a decoy black hole bomb. all your clones and the cloner are sucked into this black hole and i use a wormhole bomb to run with the real bag

I use the advanced gravity to kill you and take the bag

your not able to get away fast and the black hole rips you apart and i quickly avoid it and take the money

I finally catch on to what happening, whilest grim and jj are beng sneaky I get Phantom Dragon to walk past and flick her hair and do the bend and snap, whilest both the boys have their eyes transfixed on the hot chck across the street, I slipped up to Grimm, who in his state of amazment neglected to see me, cut the bottom of the bag, which has so many bomb blast and used marks might I add, and watch as the coins fall into the tampon bag im holng underneath!

I wolf whistle at Phantom (the arranged code) and we head off to the harbour.

PS: (I so want to see JJ or Grimm with my new bag!)

alright you wanna play wolf eh?

i get wolf from starfox and he gets in his tank and squishes you while i steal the bag while your not looking

I fail to mention that I speak wolf and get away quickly!
I had put a GPS device on the bag and follow it (not that a guy walkng along wth a chicks bag doesn't stand out), i find him eating (how tipical) and pose as the waiter and take all of Grims bags to put in the bag room, but when i get their its not their so i go back out and let grm no their s a spiecal table "upstairs" and take him in but to go up he has to go through a money dector and I find the cash and grab it whilest the cops are questing him on where he got it!

he speaks human...

i knew you would do that so i quickly switched with a robot who stuns the police. i sneak up behind you and put a gun to your head and shoot you but its only a tranquilizer that erases your memory. when you wake up i tell you thats my money and thank you for finding it. i then go to my paralel dimension

I am confussed by having no memory so i get hypnotised and find out what really happened, I get into the same paralel dimesion and search for decades I finally fnd grim and take the bag off him and with his last dying breath he said "good bye..."

and is now dead!

that was the paralel me you killed he just had an empty bag i leave and this time close the portal on you