i convince god to make me alive again then i throw eggs at you so u drop the bag and i take the bag

but i was eating the eggs so my hand was still on it so i shake you off and run away with the bag

and when you are running away you trip down into a manhole and you drop the bag on the sidewalk.after i see you down there i grab the bag and run into my grandmas house.

i use a jetpack and get out of the manhole and i blow up your grandma's house while you were in it and the bag flys up and a grab it and fly away

but me and my grammy were still alive so i told my grammy to hit u her new shot shoots u out of the sky i run over to steal the bag and i teleport away.

i teleport to where you are i throw 100000000 greanades at you and hit everytime and i tyake the bag and flush it down the toilet

a sewer inspector finds the bag and secretly walks away with it.

i shoot the sewer inspector in the face with a platypus and he dies so i take the bag and put it in th earth's core

then a asian person trying to dig to america finds the bag in the core of the earth and brings it back to china.

but he melted when he grabbed it so its still there

then an covenant alien (from halo3) comes in with a heat proof suit and runs out of the core with the bag

I nuke the covenant and that made the Earth unstable. It was up to me to save the Earth, so I did just that and I took the bag

then i throw a rock atyou and you die so i take the bag

i throw a bigger rock at shadow and he dies so i take the bag

i throw a pebble at metal and he dies and i take the bag as i go to heaven and god turns me invincible and alive

as im going to hell i shoot an arrow at shadow and use my pitchfork to grab the bag before i go in.

but god uses his mighty powers to grab it right before you go to hell and he gives it to me

But then I convinced god to take the bag and give it to me and kill both shadow dragon and metalgoose.

but since god already turned me invincible i dont die so i kill you and take the bag and hide it in heaven(where metal can't intrude)

i ask the devil to make me a human again for 5 minutes i do nice and i kill myself so i go to heaven. then i grab the bag out of your hands and god sends me back to hell with the bag still in my hand.

but then god realizes that you were in hell so he never lets you in heaven and i still have the bag

last time i had the bag i put a teleporter in it and i make it teleport to me

but i reprogrammed it so it teleported to me instead

But I hacked it so it wouldn't work.

And then I killed whoever had the bag and looted them