I dropped a real piano on you this time and take the bag before I go to heaven.

but it was a realy toy piano so i never died so i still have the bag

Then I steathly took the bag and went to heaven.

but since you never really died god threw you back to earth and i steal the bag

I threw hundreds of toy pianos at you and you don't notice my team of commandos taking the bag.
And btw, its my 400th post!

but they took the bag with the explosive so it blows up and they die and i run away with the bag and a shield

Give you 400 bucks and sam and steal the bag

but then the bucks charge at you and kill ou and i take the bag

I use the Winter Blast plasmid fom Bioshock to freeze you and I take the bag.

but i use my sig to unfreeze me and i use elephants to stomp on you so i take thebag and put it in a mokey

the monkey was realy my survant and he gives me the bag and i reward him with a

but the :dance:was my servant so he steal the bag and gives it to me

but the banana was my slave and he gave me the bag from you

but he betrayed you as a part of my plan really being my slave and he kills you and gives me the bag

I hypnotized the and he gives me the bag.

but then he becomes unhypnotized right before he gives you the bag and kicks you in the face and gives me back the bag

Then I hypnotized you and you become my servant and you hand me the bag. And you also ate the .

but then i barf out and he unhynotyzes me and i shoot you and take the bag

I kill the and I hypnotized you again and I lock the bag in a safe.

but it was a she and the baby unhynotizes me forever and i stab you and take the bag

I kill the baby and I hypnotize you again and this time, I lock the bag in hell.

i hire a team of :camo: to infultrate hell and take the bag

But the creatures of hell ambushed the team of :camo: and they take the bag back.

but the baby had babys and since i was unhypnotized FOREVER(read the actual whole posts) it turns to day so your creatures die and i take the bag

I snipe all the babies and Shadow and I take the bag.