I really shouldn't have to explain this. But alright.
"Protection for their imperial system of government."
- No. Imperialism is wrong. Democracy ftw.
- Having people blindly follow their leader and bow down to his or her every whim, no matter how stupid it may be, was clearly not the best system of government. It's the worst.
"The right to disarm and repatriate their own troops."
- Again, completely stupid. They started a war America would have kept out of by murdering civilians and military personnel in cold blood. Obviously, the should not be able to keep their weapons. They murdered thousands of people in China, and one of the common ways of killing when it came to women was raping them with a shotgun, and firing while the barrel was inside them. Their weapons should have been confiscated.
"No military occupation of the home lands."
- That's what happens when you lose war. Simple as that.
"No international trials of alleged war criminals."
- I don't need to say anything about this. That's how stupid it is.
"Possible retention of some of their conquered territories."
- That's what happens when you lose war. You lose territory. DUH.
Not a single one of these demands makes any rational sense whatsoever.