Page 1
Welcome to RuneScape. Which class do you wish to play as?
To play as a miner, go to page 2.
To play as an adventurer, go to page 34289.
To play as a warrior, go to page 142794.
To play as a ranger, go to page 623423.
To play as a wizard, go to page 1659084.
To play as a dragon enchanter, go to page 982728
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Page 2
You are a miner. What do you wish to do?
To go north one tile, go to page 78.
To go south one tile, go to page 90234.
To go east one tile, go to page 425463.
To go west one tile, go to page 6.
To equip your pickaxe, go to page 31,758,431,759,431.
To beg to a random person, go to page 2360.
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Page 3
Elvarg has hit you for 24 damage. You have 1 hit point left. What do you wish to do?
To curse yourself for not bringing any items, go to page 5 while cursing.
To die, go to page 1.
To PM Zezima to come and save you, go to page 77756
To see the surprise ending, go to page 1337.
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Page 1337
Elvarg was a hax0souras. You lost all your items. What do you wish to do?
To whine in the forums, go to page 10
To see if he stole your Axe of Flaming Death, go to page 3,254,121,726
To see if he stole your Pickaxe, go to page 1226
To stop playing, and to get a life, go to page 0
This was Runescape before it became a game.
Welcome to RuneScape. Which class do you wish to play as?
To play as a miner, go to page 2.
To play as an adventurer, go to page 34289.
To play as a warrior, go to page 142794.
To play as a ranger, go to page 623423.
To play as a wizard, go to page 1659084.
To play as a dragon enchanter, go to page 982728
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Page 2
You are a miner. What do you wish to do?
To go north one tile, go to page 78.
To go south one tile, go to page 90234.
To go east one tile, go to page 425463.
To go west one tile, go to page 6.
To equip your pickaxe, go to page 31,758,431,759,431.
To beg to a random person, go to page 2360.
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Page 3
Elvarg has hit you for 24 damage. You have 1 hit point left. What do you wish to do?
To curse yourself for not bringing any items, go to page 5 while cursing.
To die, go to page 1.
To PM Zezima to come and save you, go to page 77756
To see the surprise ending, go to page 1337.
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Page 1337
Elvarg was a hax0souras. You lost all your items. What do you wish to do?
To whine in the forums, go to page 10
To see if he stole your Axe of Flaming Death, go to page 3,254,121,726
To see if he stole your Pickaxe, go to page 1226
To stop playing, and to get a life, go to page 0
This was Runescape before it became a game.