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    Post by radioactive Sun Aug 29, 2010 12:52 am

    Hey guys i love lame jokes so plz post some lame jokes here...i will start.

    What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
    A stick! LOL

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    Hey guys. What did the ocean say to the shore?
    NOTHING! IT JUST WAVED!!!!!!

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    Post by Fangy Sun Aug 29, 2010 12:53 am

    Uh... hi there.
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    Post by Ahmed Sun Aug 29, 2010 12:57 am

    ...

    Hello...

    Umm...any knock knock joke is lame...

    May I know how you found this forum? Smile
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    Post by jj16802 Sun Aug 29, 2010 1:19 am

    Uhh, hi? Welcome to the forums I guess.
    If you want a really lame joke, here is one:
    What is brown and sticky?
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    Post by Dark Flame99966 Sun Aug 29, 2010 1:22 am

    It's either Redwan or his little brother.
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    Post by Fangy Sun Aug 29, 2010 1:25 am

    Lol. I forgot to IP >.<
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    Post by Ahmed Sun Aug 29, 2010 1:29 am

    He has an older brother (Adnan)...one year older. This might be him lol.

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    Post by Fangy Sun Aug 29, 2010 1:36 am

    Probably is lol.
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    Post by Fifi Sun Aug 29, 2010 2:40 am

    Ever feel confused?? Surprised
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    Post by Craig Sun Aug 29, 2010 9:07 am

    Offtopic:
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    Omg wow...
    You guys just simply high-jacked his thread >:c
    At least jj posted a joke...
    Welcome!
    Ontopic:
    Meh, I don't know any jokes at all...
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    Post by Redwan Sun Aug 29, 2010 11:20 am

    thats my brother, lol

    What do you call a sleeping cow? A bulldozer.
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    Post by Craig Sun Aug 29, 2010 11:23 am

    xD That's a good one!
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    Post by Redwan Sun Aug 29, 2010 11:27 am

    What do you get when you squeeze an olive? Oliver Twist!
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    Post by Redwan Sun Aug 29, 2010 11:29 am

    A women in a kitchen.... HAHAHAHAHAHHA because she belongs in the kitchen??
    I keed.
    okay sry that was sexist.
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    Post by Craig Sun Aug 29, 2010 11:32 am

    o: I don't get that one...
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    Post by radioactive Sun Aug 29, 2010 11:45 am

    mother of all Lame joke: Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To get to the other side.
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    Post by Redwan Sun Aug 29, 2010 12:40 pm

    What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.
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    Post by Fangy Sun Aug 29, 2010 2:07 pm

    I think Redwan just won.
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    Post by Craig Sun Aug 29, 2010 2:26 pm

    I agree...
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    Post by Ahmed Sun Aug 29, 2010 4:14 pm

    Radwan made me chuckle Razz
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    Post by Redwan Mon Aug 30, 2010 12:18 pm

    i got it of the internet
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    Post by Redwan Mon Aug 30, 2010 3:52 pm

    MY GRASS IS SO EMO, it cuts it self . i dont need a lawn mower
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    Post by Ahmed Mon Aug 30, 2010 3:58 pm

    ^^^I read that before.
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    Post by Redwan Mon Aug 30, 2010 3:59 pm

    hahhaha i like those jokes.
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    Post by Craig Mon Aug 30, 2010 4:03 pm

    Lols, that's a good one!

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