granted but noone posts in it
i wish my jello wasnt frozen

granted but god comes and turns it into spinich

i wish i had pie made out of chicken

granted but then the pie gets vaporized into 0 pieces.

I wish i had a pet frog.

granted but once you touch it you die
i wish god didnt turn my jello into spinach

granted but the jello runs away.

I wish I was a ninja.

granted but then he kills you
i wish my jello didnt run away(dayjavou)

Granted, but it melts it self on purpose because of you.
I wish Japan never invaded China in World War 2.

Granted but it ivades it in world war III

I wish Egypt wins the Afican soccer cup

granted but then they lose everything else
i wish my jello didnt melt itself

Granted, but it found another way to destroy itself.
I wish Shadow was never addicted to jello.

Granted but hes addicted to donuts

I wish...

granted but then it doesnt happen...O.o
i wish i had a pool full of donuts

granted but they are your least favorite flaver

I wish i had a katana.

granted but then you stab yourself until you die
i wish the donuts were my favorite flavor

granted but they turn evil and eat you

You forgot to wish!

granted....jj so did you
i wish my donuts didnt turn evil and eat me

Granted, but it spoiled.
I wish...

granted, but you get eaten lol

i wish i was evil

granted but then the good guys kill you
i wish my donutswerent spoiled

granted but then they turn into aluminum

You forgot to wish!
I wish the donuts ate Shadow and he can never talk about food here anymore.

not granted and i still do if i want too
i wish i had a pool of rusty nails

not granted muhahha

I wish i had 10,000 dollars in english money that couldnt be taken away from me in anyway, and i couldnt disappear,go to jail, get punished or beat up by anything,anyone.

Granted, but someone finds a loophole in your sentence.
I wish I had every war video game in the world.