granted but now a hobo kills you with a spoon
i wish i had a cookie

Granted but a mouse takes it and asks for milk

I wish I had 100 more wishes

granted but on every wis you wish for more wishes and the gynie gets so mad he kills you
i wish i was a banana

Granted but you would be given to monkies in the zoo.

I wish I was famous

ganted but then your jealous freind shoots you
i wih i was one of those monkeys that ate me

granted but 1 of your monkey friends is a canniable


i wish my madden 08 game didnt break before i got to play (60$ wasted)

granted but then all your game systems break
i wish i had some pudding

granted but its


i wish i was a bball that that no1 hated

granted but the you lose it
i wish i had a ferrari that i would never crash in or noone would ruin it or i would never lose it

granted but you couldnt afford the car payment




i wish i was lvl 126 on runescape.

Granted but next year jagex makes the highest level that you could be is 1000

I wish this site became large in members.

granted but there all spammers and ruin the forum



i wish video games werent so expensive.

Granted but games become whacky.

I wish everyone would stop wishing.

granted but now everyone starts dreaming



i dream that i knew how to put a picture on the site.

granted but then you accidentally put up a porn picture and get banned
i dream that we could stat wishing again

Granted but..(look at my dream)

I dream that no one could wish or dream anymore.

granted but now they think about what they want



i think i want a CD

granted but its broken
i think i want PoE to stop ruining this thread by stopping the whole purpose of it

granted but steve died.


i wish that my dog will stop farting :blow up:

granted but then he starts pooping
i wish i had 10,000,000,000 dollars

granted but they were fake



i wish my dog stopped pooping X )

Granted but your dog woudl start farting.

I wish Dragon hadnt told me that im ruining the thread.

granted but now he starts peeing
i wish i had a real donut

granted but it tastes bad



i wish my dog stopped peeing.

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