Then I turn into a Ten-Eyct Chimera(I got it from a book about a secret military project making advanced weapons), grab a particle beam gun and I shot Grimmjow, who bursts in flames.

and i turn into a flame monster who turns his arms into guns and flamethrowers and shoots the guys in your avatar so they finally stop and shoot you in the kneecaps

but then your flames backfire, and you are turned into a primitive human.

And I later hunt him as prey.

Then I become a giant ape thanks to mutation

Then I was able to become invisible whenever I want.

But due to excess use of invisibiility, you became half visible, half invisible!

then i somehow return back to the monster from before and shoot in your invisble half and your half visible, half bullet

and then the world blew up so you move to mars

But I was already in Mars and I lead an army of tripods.

The tripods rebelled, giving you to the "Big Red Monster!".

but i move so fast and slice one leg of each tripod off destroying them

Then I make a new tripod, giving them all a shield.

i go so fast that the shield breaks though and i teleport into them and control one

I make a new model with a time a speed shield.

it dosnt matter though because i teleport into it and control it and attack your hq

Then i make a teleport proof shield.

k i speed through it then breaking the barrier and take your tripods to your base to ask for an alliance to team up on someone else instead of you going after me back and forth

But it was a trap and self destructed my fake base with a nuke.

i was fast enough to get out in time then find where you really are and ask again and because i felt like it i sniped you in the head before i came in so i cause a mass war

Then I cause the portal storms from HL2 and the Zen creatures attack you.

i have vorts and antlion guards attack

I teleport them back to zen.