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Sayfullah wrote:everybody is my wife
I was planning on commenting on that, but then I thought twice and didn'tSayfullah wrote:Sayfullah wrote:everybody is my wife
ahem
Ahmed IV wrote:Ok Smile I LOVE YOU TOOOOO!!!!
But in order for me to sign the love contact you gotta sign these terms and services first.
For me to love you, you have to:
~Cook for me gourmet meals everyday
~Work at McDonalds and get enough money to pay for the house
~Wash my feet with soap everyday
~Sleep in a cage
~Wear a clown costume and make me laugh
~Could only have an elementary school diploma by most (you cant be smart)
~Change your name to Fishil
~I could throw cakes at your face
~" " " " " " rocks
~You have to beat up fifi and dal
~You have to jump from the empire state building and stay alive
Tell me if you accept so far
^^^ lolz nah..fifi wrote:Ahmed IV wrote:Ok Smile I LOVE YOU TOOOOO!!!!
But in order for me to sign the love contact you gotta sign these terms and services first.
For me to love you, you have to:
~Cook for me gourmet meals everyday
~Work at McDonalds and get enough money to pay for the house
~Wash my feet with soap everyday
~Sleep in a cage
~Wear a clown costume and make me laugh
~Could only have an elementary school diploma by most (you cant be smart)
~Change your name to Fishil
~I could throw cakes at your face
~" " " " " " rocks
~You have to beat up fifi and dal
~You have to jump from the empire state building and stay alive
Tell me if you accept so far
Beat me up? You must me kidding?
oi! do i now? Humm where did i put the sulphuric acid ill show you a washing so good you wont be able to see your feet afterward!Ahmed IV wrote:Comon man! Who doesn't want to clean my feet everyday lmao.
Pried does. So who wouldn't?
Ahmed IV wrote:I was just kidding. I take the contract back. I feel bad
Sayfullah wrote:im still hungry here ... now prepare my dinner
Sayfullah wrote:im still hungry here ... now prepare my dinner
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