But in order for me to sign the love contact you gotta sign these terms and services first.
For me to love you, you have to:
~Cook for me gourmet meals everyday
~Work at McDonalds and get enough money to pay for the house
~Wash my feet with soap everyday
~Sleep in a cage
~Wear a clown costume and make me laugh
~Could only have an elementary school diploma by most (you cant be smart)
~Change your name to Fishil
~I could throw cakes at your face
~" " " " " " rocks
~You have to beat up fifi and dal
~You have to jump from the empire state building and stay alive
Tell me if you accept so far