3 Easy Steps to Conquer Earth

1-Create a disease within a lab and spread it
2-Poison all plant life
3-Make an antidote for the disease and a cure for the plants, and only release it if all humans fall under your orders.


Good idea, no?

What are your ideas?

YES! one step closer to ruling the world i go...

Could I be the King pl0x? I'll be a good little king

Or just create massive nuclear explosions around the Earth and gather up the survivors. Then create underground tunnels and wait for radiation to dissolve.

Ahmed IV wrote:Could I be the King pl0x? I'll be a good little king

ermmm, i'll think about it
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jj16802 wrote:Or just create massive nuclear explosions around the Earth and gather up the survivors. Then create underground tunnels and wait for radiation to dissolve.

plants would die tho

Don't worry, I heard there was a massive bunker in Northern Europe that stores all plant life and plant seeds.

There would be no survivors JJ...you would probably die too.

On the contrary, people can immediately go to subway tunnels for refuge when there is a warning of nuclear missiles.

no explosions jj

The nukes would cave in your tunnels.

Nukes destroy a land's ability to sustain itself. The Hiroshima and Nagasaki ones both rendered those place obsolete for a good 50 years or so, and that's considering that those were still early nuclear bombs alone. We haven't even began talking about hydrogen bombs (which are substantially stronger) or warheads.

That's why I wouldn't use nukes. My plan is fail-proof.

Prince of Darkness wrote:That's why I wouldn't use nukes. My plan is fail-proof.

Unless your virus unexpectedly mutates.

It takes time for a wild mutation to happen. Also it would be all under control.

^^ someone else might find an antidote and then u'll have competition...

Not really. A sniper would lay the man in a long rest.

what if he kills u b4 u kill him?

He can't. I got too far to get killed. I will have a militia at my disposal.

What if he has supporters who have the antidote as well? They can easily get even more supporters.

its a child who finds the antidote.. what ya gonna do now?

Ok before we get any further, Ill say that they won't as they would die by the disease if they do.

Ahmed, I suggest you close this thread down so that in 5 years the FBI can't blame you for being a terrorist

LOL!

Don't you think if my ideas were possible someone would have already done them long ago?

your all daft, the easiest way to take over the world is with a coordinated attack on all political leaders around the world, without government the world will soon start to collapse and you can add fuel to the fire by providing weapons to rebellious groups. on the verge of collapse you hive a large mercenary army, weather it by by offering protections, money, food, or religion it does not matter, and take over a large peace of territory. Don't make the mistake to believe that you will be alone, i am sure others also will set us there little followings,you should seek them out asap and ether make then join you or wipe them out. By now the world will start to recover, with your new empire in pace, and you must convince the populous that you are their only salvation, billions will flock to your protective arms as you protect the new world order.