the blast also kills you but i regenerate because i for some reason am made of mercury like that guy in terminator 2 who can shape shift and i turn into bush and take the money and hide in a bunker(the treehouse behind the whitehouse)

I throw you in a volcano and I take the bag.

since im still bush i get a taco grappeling hook out and i eat my way up and one lands on you and i eat you and go to the bermuda triangle and change to a four armed chain saw wielder

I nuke you with all the nukes in China and I take the bag.

i trade you 100000 nukes for the bag but then you use them all trying to destroy japan

ahh a pacifist well if your a pacifist i throw knives at you and one slices your head in half

I use all of Russuia nukes to nuke you and I take the bag.

technically i forgot to pick it up so you dont have it but i pick it up and stop russia from nuking me since im part russian and i say to them nuke jj

I hack the nukes into n uking you and I take he bag.

i override them and before you notice you die of radiation and the bag is radioactive but i decide to hold it around anyway

Then you die and my corpse holds the bag.

but it turns out i just become radioactive man and shoot you with a nuke

Haha, very funny, hoho starting to laugh.
I fire all of the U.S.'s nukes at you and I take the bag.

it just made me more powerful so i call upon all nukes somehow and shoot them at you

I am the nuke master, so I turn the nukes into a nuclear powered robot and I kill you with it. Then I take the bag.

it turns out that you were wrong and i am the true nuke master and radioactive man and all the robot does is make me more powerful and the bag becomes radioactive and i run off with it

But then I throw you in a volcano for the 2nd time and you die. Then I cleaned and took the bag.

but i turn into a radioactive rockman and throw giant boulders at you which i spit on and become radioactive and your head gets knocked off and i dig into the earth with the money

I make my own machine that melts a hole into the Earth(aka the machine from The Core) and I nuke you and I take the bag.

it didnt melt a hole they dug through

the nuke backfires and i absorb more radiation and you cause a chain reaction that causes the core to explode killing every one then i press the restart button and resets to when the bag was first found and i knock out PoE and convince him to ban himself

i come down as god and take the bag from you

then i get kratos to kill you and take the bag and rip of his chain sword things from his skin

I become the spy from TF2. Imake myself invisible, go up behind you, knifed you and took the bag.

but i turn around and throw you into the wall and the wall colapses on you crushing you and i take the money

Then I become the engineer from TF2 and I build turret sentries. They kill you and I take the bag.