the blast also kills you but i regenerate because i for some reason am made of mercury like that guy in terminator 2 who can shape shift and i turn into bush and take the money and hide in a bunker(the treehouse behind the whitehouse)
since im still bush i get a taco grappeling hook out and i eat my way up and one lands on you and i eat you and go to the bermuda triangle and change to a four armed chain saw wielder
it turns out that you were wrong and i am the true nuke master and radioactive man and all the robot does is make me more powerful and the bag becomes radioactive and i run off with it
but i turn into a radioactive rockman and throw giant boulders at you which i spit on and become radioactive and your head gets knocked off and i dig into the earth with the money
the nuke backfires and i absorb more radiation and you cause a chain reaction that causes the core to explode killing every one then i press the restart button and resets to when the bag was first found and i knock out PoE and convince him to ban himself