* i reforn the bag then eat it*
(btw YOU CANT DESTROY THE BAG!!)

I kill you with a chaingun and lock up the bag in Area 51 with lots of guards patroling everywhere(including sewers and maintenance tunnels) and security cameras with turrets.

i bribe the guards 6000$,they give me the bag, and i run away with it

i shove a grenade in your mouth and your head blows up so i flush the bag down the toilet

my heads turns into a rat and i go in the sewer and grab the bag in my teeth

*but since only your head turned into a rat you body was too big and you get stuck and i hide the bag in the dump by burying it under ALOT of trash*

i get a million flys to eat the trash and i grab the bag and run away with it.

*but since your still stuck in the manhole i take it from where it was and i put it ina bigger bag then i put that in a bigger bag and that keeps going for a long time so its in 10000000 bigger bags*

i use a laser to burn throught the bags until i hit the real 1 and i run away into NYC

*but since YOUR STILL STUCK IN THE MANHOLE i take the bag u put it in a pyramid*

i run out of the MANHOLE and blow up the pryamid and get the bag.

your STUCk in it you cant just run out*the angry egyptain gods kill you in your manhole cover so then i take the bag and give it to pikachu*

i turn into an onyx and destroy pikachu and steal the bag.

but since YOUR STILL STUCK *pikachu zapzzz you and you die and i take the bag and eat it*

u ask for plastic surgery from a regular doctor (which is me) and i saw your stomach open and take the bag leaving u in the hospital not being stuck.

I swipe the bag from you and I leave behind a nuke that exploads and I teleported away immediately to a location that no one will find me.

i teleported to every single place in the world until i found i then kicked u in the shin grabbed the bag and ran away with it.

i hot you in the face and i take it
(wow you were stuck in that manhole for a while until you finally decided to teleport out metal)

i burned you with fire until you gave me the bag and i teled away.

I found you and killed you with double Uzis. Then I take the bag.

i steal your uzis then i shoot you until you die then i throw the uzis in the lake and take the bag

i kill u and i run away with the bag.

i kill you FOREVER!! with no return and scramble my atoms with the bag

i zap you with lightning from heaven and i take the bag. (you can only get to heaven if your dead )

i kill myelf throw you to heck, take the bag and god makes me alive again