Grab the bag of money!

I come back, melt you and take the bag

because you didnt use 30 words in your post you die and i get the bag.

You said the word 30 so you die and I loot you and steal the bag along with your Wii/PS3/Xbox360

oog: you got that wrong it's your post needs to be 30 words long.
ig: because you still didnt use 30 words you die and i get the bag and all my stuff back. i also get your house, pets, and money

My post is now like 30 words long so I kill, you steal the bag, and go home and say woooohooo and start swearing my brother and start doing even more posts on random forums

i come back and stabe you in the head and take the bag.i then walk away singing a happy tune.i stop to pick up you computer and take it with me.

I come to you. Kill you, and steal the bag, and take back my comp.
(This is getting really violent)

I come back as Anubis from Stargate SG-1 and steals the bag. Then I destroy the entire planet using my ship's planet cannon.

You don't take the bag so I travel to another planet

i team up with Anubis and he ties you down in his ship and i rip off your arms and legs and poor molten metal on your lower body. i let you bleed to death then send your body into a wood chipe and take the bag and hide on Anubises ship.

(now it's violant)

Anubis knows that I worship him so he kills you and gives me the bag

but he then fineds out he likes me better so he brings me back to life killes you and gives me the bag and then he dies

Then I get Horus my friend and he kills Anubis and you and gives me the bag

I am stronger than Horus, so I kill him and I take the bag. Then I rally up my army of Jaffa and take them all and the bag to a fortress full of impenetrable shileds and puts preid in charge of it.

I ask my far away realtive Abbas Caliph to lend me his massive army so I could kill every soul on this forum and I will tell Merlin the wizard from king Arthur to seal your souls underground so you could never break free no matter what

BEAT THAT!

I find a hole in the ground and I escape. Then I find the bag and take it with me.

I drop dynamite in the hole to make you come out and when you do i have my trained monkey grab your face while i run away with the money.
-Reaper

Reaper wrote:I drop dynamite in the hole to make you come out and when you do i have my trained monkey grab your face while i run away with the money.
-Reaper

WHile you tur to run away I brought my trained Elephant to pick you up with his long nose and to slam you down on the floor all day long while I have the bag of money and is drinking ice tea in my local cafe watching you.

I walk into the cafe in a not noticable outfit, a long coat with big glasses and a top hat, and i then slip a sleeping powder into your iced tea and run off with the loot.
-Reaper

I use a sniper to kill Reaper and then I take the money.

I am revived by evil magic and use my new un dead powers to steal the money from your grasp and throw you into the ocean.
-Reaper

I use my necromancy powers to make you give me "as Stewie says "GIVE ME THE MONEY" and turn you into my evil minion

I come back to life with the modern U.S. Navy and destroy Dark Flame with the big guns after hiring a mercanery to steal the bag.

I come back to life as Jesus and kill all the U.S. navy and get Reaper to be my minion again

Dark Flame are you addicted to Reaper or something? Anyway, since I still hold the bag of money, I buried it somewhere so secret that no one can find it. Then I brainwash myself of the location.