Finally got my housing assignment at OU yesterday. My roomie and I were placed in the smallest dorm possible. It appears to be about 2.5m by 3m, according to a virtual tour thing.  Most of the space is already taken up by two crappy beds and two crappy desks. Not long after, I get an email from my roomie who introduced himself, then went on to say that he'll be bringing a mini-fridge, desktop computer, and a ton of band equipment.

Thanks for taking up as much space as possible bro,
And thanks for using up all the wall outlets,
I appreciate it,
Asshat.