Day 1: I wake up on a bench with some losers. They were chattering and I think one of them said he was a king. So I thought to myself "Wow, what a loser. And imagine how his subjects feel about their king being arrested." Then I saw a guy get his head chopped off. I was next in line, and was upset about how they didn't move the other body before telling me to lay. But, they wouldn't take anything from me, so I called my scaley friend and he allowed me to escape. I have super fast hands so I got a bunch of swords and am currently dual weilding.

BEWARE OF STEVE. THE Khajiit.

Damn...I was going to be the Cat too...

Lols, I was only because I was in Oblivion.

I would've chosen Argonian otherwise.

Filthy Argonians