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    Post by Doc Wed Oct 12, 2011 8:59 pm

    post'em here my "friends"

    I'd like to start it off with this, my favorite quote


    "If they put the sun in my right hand and the moon in my left in return for my giving up this cause, I would not give it up until Allah makes Truth victorious, or I die in His service."

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    Post by Ahmed Wed Oct 12, 2011 9:17 pm

    WTF is with you and saying "friends"?
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    Post by Doc Wed Oct 12, 2011 9:21 pm

    A wrote:WTF is with you and saying "friends"?

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    SEE HOW I WORK MY "FRIENDS"?
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    Post by Ahmed Wed Oct 12, 2011 9:35 pm

    Youre provoking me lol
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    Post by Doc Wed Oct 12, 2011 9:59 pm

    The 1 million people who have died in Iraq, we will never forget you. The several hundreds of thousands in Afghanistan, we will never forget you. The Libyans, Palestinians, Sudanese, Pakistanis the innocent, the hurt, we will never forget you. Every single human life is precious. Those who have been directly affected by war, for you, everyday is 9/11. May God shed His peace and blessing upon them all.
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    Post by Doc Wed Oct 12, 2011 9:59 pm

    dunno who said it but its an OK quote
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    Post by Ahmed Wed Oct 12, 2011 9:59 pm

    You said it?
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    Post by Doc Wed Oct 12, 2011 10:07 pm

    no i found it on FB lol
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    Post by Ahmed Wed Oct 12, 2011 11:57 pm

    Add me.
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    Post by Doc Thu Oct 13, 2011 12:02 am

    last name

    tell me
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    Post by classical_algebra Thu Oct 13, 2011 2:54 pm

    MY QUOTES

    If A = B and B = C, then A = C, except where void or prohibited by law.
    -- Roy Santoro

    ?"Saw a sign on a restaurant that said Breakfast, any time -- so I
    ordered French Toast in the Renaissance."
    -- Steven Wright

    "you are a terrible person. I find this hilarious"
    - Kevin Most

    "This isn't right. This isn't even wrong."
    -- Wolfgang Pauli

    "It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor."
    -- Neil Gaiman

    Q: How did you get into artificial intelligence?
    A: Seemed logical -- I didn't have any real intelligence.

    "Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it."
    -- Stephen Leacock

    "I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere."
    -- Unknown

    The missionaries go forth to Christianize the savages - as if the savages weren't dangerous enough already
    - Edward Abbey

    The best way to compile inaccurate information that no one wants is to make it up.
    - Scott Adams

    Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to make a profit, the interest is not so special.
    - Fran Lebowitz

    You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
    - Scott Adams

    If you haven't found something strange during the day, it hasn't been much of a day.
    - John A. Wheeler

    No man ever listened himself out of a job.
    - Calvin Coolidge

    “To iterate is human, to recurse divine.”
    - L. Peter Deutsch

    The reason lightning doesn't strike twice in the same place is that the same place isn't there the second time.
    - Willie Tyler

    The petty economies of the rich are just as amazing as the silly extravagances of the poor.
    - William Feather

    The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear.
    - Herbert Agar

    I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
    - Robert McCloskey

    With Epcot Center the Disney corporation has accomplished something I didn't think possible in today's world. They have created a land of make-believe that's worse than regular life.
    - P. J. O'Rourke

    The difference between a democracy and a dictatorship is that in a democracy you vote first and take orders later; in a dictatorship you don't have to waste your time voting.
    - Charles Bukowski

    The one function TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if there were.
    - David Brinkley

    Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards.
    - Robert Heinlein

    There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good.
    - Stephen Colbert

    Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
    - Jef Raskin

    Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.
    - Thomas Szasz

    A thought is often original, though you have uttered it a hundred times.
    - Oliver Wendell Holmes

    People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use.
    - Soren Kierkegaard

    History is the short trudge from Adam to atom.
    - Leonard Louis Levinson

    When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
    - Brendan Behan

    In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is stoned to death.
    - Joan D. Vinge

    I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
    - Fran Lebowitz

    Washington is the only place where sound travels faster than light.
    - C. V. R. Thompson

    I can think of nothing less pleasurable than a life devoted to pleasure.
    - John D. Rockefeller

    It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
    - Jerry Seinfeld

    Now I know what a statesman is; he's a dead politician. We need more statesmen.
    - Bob Edwards

    If there were in the world today any large number of people who desired their own happiness more than they desired the unhappiness of others, we could have paradise in a few years.
    - Bertrand Russell

    In a country as big as the United States, you can find fifty examples of anything.
    - Jeffery F. Chamberlain

    Americans detest all lies except lies spoken in public or printed lies.
    - Edgar Watson Howe

    It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
    - Pierre Beaumarchais

    I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died.
    - Richard Diran

    You know what's interesting about Washington? It's the kind of place where second-guessing has become second nature.
    - George W. Bush

    If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised.
    - Dorothy Parker

    Humor is also a way of saying something serious.
    - T. S. Eliot

    He hasn't an enemy in the world - but all his friends hate him.
    - Eddie Cantor

    The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.
    - H. P. Lovecraft

    We may not imagine how our lives could be more frustrating and complex--but Congress can.
    - Cullen Hightower

    The saying "Getting there is half the fun" became obsolete with the advent of commercial airlines.
    - Henry J. Tillman

    A chess genius is a human being who focuses vast, little-understood mental gifts and labors on an ultimately trivial human enterprise.
    - George Steiner

    The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.
    - Mark Twain

    I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five hours. I tried to find out what sort of allergy I had but finally came to the conclusion that it must be an allergy to consciousness.
    - James Thurber

    Bureaucrats write memoranda both because they appear to be busy when they are writing and because the memos, once written, immediately become proof that they were busy.
    - Charles Peters

    "Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live."
    - Martin Golding

    "Perl – The only language that looks the same before and after RSA encryption."
    - Keith Bostic


    He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he's miserable and depressed.
    - David Frost

    There are many who dare not kill themselves for fear of what the neighbors will say.
    - Cyril Connolly

    Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
    - Dave Barry

    The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore.
    - Samuel Butler

    The men who really believe in themselves are all in lunatic asylums.
    - G. K. Chesterton

    Read over your compositions, and wherever you meet with a passage which you think is particularly fine, strike it out.
    - Samuel Johnson

    If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must Man be of learning from experience.
    - George Bernard Shaw

    "Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation" yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation.

    A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
    - John Ciardi

    A magician pulls rabbits out of hats. An experimental psychologist pulls habits out of rats.
    - Anonymous

    "Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it."
    - Brian W. Kernighan.

    A girl phoned me the other day and said "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.
    - Rodney Dangerfield

    It is the wretchedness of being rich that you have to live with rich people.
    - Logan Pearsall Smith

    Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.
    - Albert Schweitzer

    Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
    - E. W. Dijkstra
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    Post by Ahmed Thu Oct 13, 2011 9:17 pm

    LMAO at your third one xD

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