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How to know if your computer is male or female
by ViKtory Wed Aug 17, 2011 8:44 am
I found this on the net-
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Re: How to know if your computer is male or female
by Dark Flame99966 Wed Aug 17, 2011 12:48 pm
You know you can change the voices right?
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Re: How to know if your computer is male or female
by Craig Wed Aug 17, 2011 1:30 pm
Isn't Sam the default microsoft voice?
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Re: How to know if your computer is male or female
by L Wed Aug 17, 2011 1:44 pm
OBJECTION!
Why would he ask if it's male or female if the default is Sam? I'm pretty sure it's safe to assume that not many people know about this.
Why would he ask if it's male or female if the default is Sam? I'm pretty sure it's safe to assume that not many people know about this.
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Re: How to know if your computer is male or female
by ViKtory Wed Aug 17, 2011 4:21 pm
It uses text-to-speech algorithsms in Narrator, the program that Windows uses for text-to-speech. On many older systems the default voice was "Microsoft Sam" but most machines Vista and onward have started to default to "Microsoft Mary" instead.
BTW mine is female :3
BTW mine is female :3
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Re: How to know if your computer is male or female
by L Wed Aug 17, 2011 4:24 pm
Probably because of the stupid feminists
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Re: How to know if your computer is male or female
by Craig Wed Aug 17, 2011 5:34 pm
I'm using linux, think it'll still work?
Maybe it'll make a penguin sound.
Maybe it'll make a penguin sound.
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Re: How to know if your computer is male or female
by L Wed Aug 17, 2011 5:39 pm
OBJECTION!
Penguins don't speak English.
Penguins don't speak English.
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Re: How to know if your computer is male or female
by Craig Wed Aug 17, 2011 5:40 pm
Sheba wrote:I'm using linux, think it'll still work?
Maybe it'll make a penguin sound.
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Re: How to know if your computer is male or female
by L Wed Aug 17, 2011 5:41 pm
OBJECTION!
How will you know if its a penguin sound? Ever heard a penguin in real life?
How will you know if its a penguin sound? Ever heard a penguin in real life?
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Re: How to know if your computer is male or female
by Craig Wed Aug 17, 2011 5:43 pm
Yes, in fact I have.
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Re: How to know if your computer is male or female
by L Wed Aug 17, 2011 5:45 pm
So how does it sound like?
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Re: How to know if your computer is male or female
by Craig Wed Aug 17, 2011 5:47 pm
It sounds like someone crying bloody murder.
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Re: How to know if your computer is male or female
by L Wed Aug 17, 2011 5:49 pm
So you admit that you're the murderer?
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Re: How to know if your computer is male or female
by Craig Wed Aug 17, 2011 5:49 pm
Yes, in fact I am.
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Re: How to know if your computer is male or female
by Craig Wed Aug 17, 2011 5:53 pm
I woke up and went into the kitchen, it was pitch black and I was paranoid. So I got a sharp cutting knife and tried to walk back into my room, but of course someone was behind me. When they went "BOO!" I screamed and just started slashing away.
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Re: How to know if your computer is male or female
by L Wed Aug 17, 2011 5:54 pm
If it was pitch black how did you find the sharp knife?
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Re: How to know if your computer is male or female
by Craig Wed Aug 17, 2011 5:56 pm
I know my way around the kitchen, plus I can almost see perfectly in pitch black, I can see bright colors easiest, which the handles of the knives were.
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Re: How to know if your computer is male or female
by ViKtory Wed Aug 17, 2011 5:57 pm
Ahmed give it up, Sheba pwnzed you.
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Re: How to know if your computer is male or female
by L Wed Aug 17, 2011 5:58 pm
But the evidence here proves that the knife had a black handle.
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Re: How to know if your computer is male or female
by Craig Wed Aug 17, 2011 5:59 pm
When did I say that?
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Re: How to know if your computer is male or female
by L Wed Aug 17, 2011 5:59 pm
You didn't. You said it's colored. But I have the evidence here:
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Re: How to know if your computer is male or female
by Ace Wed Aug 17, 2011 6:00 pm
How did we go from male and female computers to murdering people with knives?
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