Bad news: Zombies come out.
Good news: We can kill them.

bad news: we all have horrible aim and cant aim for the heads and must deal with crawling heads like in conkers bad fur day

good news: the zombies crawling heads are enjoyable to watch from high up

bad news: the head destroy 99% of the crops.
good news: they all die of food poisoning.

Bad news: We get hungry.
Good news: We evolve into a creature that does not need food.

Bad news: no food lead to no vegetarian animals.

Good news: carnivores are still alive.

bad news: they try to eat us.

good news: we kil them all first

Bad news: They turn into zombies.
Good news: I find an buried alien tripod and use it against the carnivores.

bad news: jj dosnt stop with the tripods
good news: im back from not going on for two weeks

Bad News: Grimmjows back(lol)
Good news: I make my own tripod factory.

i almost said that im back as bad news
bad news: they turn out to be ipods
good news: i got cheese

Bad News: It spoils.
Good news: I can download free songs from the ipods.

bad news: you overload your ipod and it explodes on you
good news: you get the newest ipod version

Bad news: Its illegal.
Good news: I get a new one.

Bad News: Its the newset one in the 1800s
Good News: Nothing bad could happen to me .

Bad news: You get hit by a car and you didnt live.
Good news: I got a youtube account (Its true!)

Bad news: Your account gets hijacked and banned.
Good news: You make a facebook instead.

Bad news: It gets hacked.
Good news: Aliens come to Earth.

bad news: jj has a youtube account
good news: the aliens die from germs

Bad news: they make medicine.
Good news: We have nukes.

Bad News: You accidently kill yourself with them
Good News: I am the only person that aquired nucleaur weapons.

bad news: it goes off on its own
good news: you gain super powers

Bad news: There is a side effect
Good news: Its just the common cold.

bad news: you turn into a giant germ
good news: you can make many copys of yourself

Bad news: They run off.
Good news: You get a portal gun.

bad news: while using it your stuck between portals and cant get out
good news: you have your own dimension