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Guide to Being Egyptian
by Dark Flame99966 Thu Apr 21, 2011 4:41 pm
1. Arrive 30 minutes late for everything. It doesn't matter what. 30 minutes.
2. It's beoble. Not people.
3. Shai is the best drink on the planet.
4. Dating is a no no.
5. You better marry an Egyptian girl or Egyptian boy.
6. You're going to get hit by a shib shib. Don't try to avoid it.
7. When you're with your family, you reply with broken English and Arabic.
8. You have to know Nancy 3agram, Amr Diab, and Omn Koulthom.
9. Everytime you see your family, you've lost weight and they need to fatten you up again, why else would they feed you so much?
10. You tan easily. You're an Arab for gods sake.
11. Allah is used daily. Wheter in wallahi or some other form.
12. You eat strange foods like moulukhaya and wara 3nab.
13. You live with your parents until marriage.
14. You always have pita bread in your house.
15. You have to be a doctor, engineer, or a lawyer.
16. Your family hates psychology as a profession.
17. You're louder than you think you are.
18. Your parents speak on the phone louder than they have to.
19. You're always a saya3. No matter what.
20. You're parents have a distorted sense of time where they round whatever time it is to the next hour.
And there you go folks, 20 signs that's your Egyptian.
2. It's beoble. Not people.
3. Shai is the best drink on the planet.
4. Dating is a no no.
5. You better marry an Egyptian girl or Egyptian boy.
6. You're going to get hit by a shib shib. Don't try to avoid it.
7. When you're with your family, you reply with broken English and Arabic.
8. You have to know Nancy 3agram, Amr Diab, and Omn Koulthom.
9. Everytime you see your family, you've lost weight and they need to fatten you up again, why else would they feed you so much?
10. You tan easily. You're an Arab for gods sake.
11. Allah is used daily. Wheter in wallahi or some other form.
12. You eat strange foods like moulukhaya and wara 3nab.
13. You live with your parents until marriage.
14. You always have pita bread in your house.
15. You have to be a doctor, engineer, or a lawyer.
16. Your family hates psychology as a profession.
17. You're louder than you think you are.
18. Your parents speak on the phone louder than they have to.
19. You're always a saya3. No matter what.
20. You're parents have a distorted sense of time where they round whatever time it is to the next hour.
And there you go folks, 20 signs that's your Egyptian.
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Re: Guide to Being Egyptian
by Ahmed Thu Apr 21, 2011 8:19 pm
1. I don't do that lol
2.Yup LOL.
3.True lol, it's not my fav though.
4.It's more because of Islam, than being Egyptian.
5.True...that's my personal preference Anyways so I'm cool with that.
6.The good old days LMAO
7. I speak Arabic with my family...broken Arabic lol
8. I thought that Nancy wasn't Egyptian
9.Already skinny
10. I'm slightly tan. Yup
11. You can't "use" Allah. But true...we swear a lot lol
12.WTH man?? I love molokiya. It beats what the Chinese eat...pig penis and dogs. Lol
13. If I had went to Cornell I would have dormed.
14.TRUEEEEE
15. Will be a Doctor of Pharmacy Inshallah lol
16. Umm...not really. My parents don't hate any job actually.
17.I know I'm loud lol
18. Not really...
19.No not at all
20.Sometimes ya
2.Yup LOL.
3.True lol, it's not my fav though.
4.It's more because of Islam, than being Egyptian.
5.True...that's my personal preference Anyways so I'm cool with that.
6.The good old days LMAO
7. I speak Arabic with my family...broken Arabic lol
8. I thought that Nancy wasn't Egyptian
9.Already skinny
10. I'm slightly tan. Yup
11. You can't "use" Allah. But true...we swear a lot lol
12.WTH man?? I love molokiya. It beats what the Chinese eat...pig penis and dogs. Lol
13. If I had went to Cornell I would have dormed.
14.TRUEEEEE
15. Will be a Doctor of Pharmacy Inshallah lol
16. Umm...not really. My parents don't hate any job actually.
17.I know I'm loud lol
18. Not really...
19.No not at all
20.Sometimes ya
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Re: Guide to Being Egyptian
by Ace Thu Apr 21, 2011 8:40 pm
Flame wrote:14. You always have pita bread in your house.
Cairo wrote:14.TRUEEEEE
.... Why?
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Re: Guide to Being Egyptian
by Ahmed Thu Apr 21, 2011 8:49 pm
We eat it with practically every meal lol...
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Re: Guide to Being Egyptian
by Dark Flame99966 Thu Apr 21, 2011 10:06 pm
Ahmed, they're stereotypes. Get with the program bro.
And Ace, it just is.
And Ace, it just is.
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Re: Guide to Being Egyptian
by Doc Thu Apr 21, 2011 10:16 pm
Le Caire wrote:We eat it with practically every meal lol...
Seriously man ... for some reason from Turkey to India/Bangledesh you'll see "pita" bread in every meal ... don't know who influenced who in this case lol
and then the chinese somehow have chopsticks out of no where
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Re: Guide to Being Egyptian
by Ahmed Thu Apr 21, 2011 10:27 pm
Pita bread is like our chopsticks/forks/spoons
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Re: Guide to Being Egyptian
by IR Thu Apr 21, 2011 11:25 pm
1, 4, 9, 13, 15, 18 are all applied to me. So who am I
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Re: Guide to Being Egyptian
by The Banker Fri Apr 22, 2011 7:10 am
1. Arrive 30 minutes late for everything. It doesn't matter what. 30 minutes.~ nah.. just 15 mins
2. It's beoble. Not people.~ aye!
(jk, only my parents say dat lol)
3. Shai is the best drink on the planet.~ aye
4. Dating is a no no.~ aye
5. You better marry an Egyptian girl or Egyptian boy.~ aye
6. You're going to get hit by a shib shib. Don't try to avoid it.~ aye
7. When you're with your family, you reply with broken English and Arabic.~ aye
8. You have to know Nancy 3agram, Amr Diab, and Omn Koulthom.~ aye
9. Everytime you see your family, you've lost weight and they need to fatten you up again, why else would they feed you so much?~ aye
10. You tan easily. You're an Arab for gods sake.~ aye
11. Allah is used daily. Wheter in wallahi or some other form.~ aye
12. You eat strange foods like moulukhaya and wara 3nab.~ aye
13. You live with your parents until marriage.~ aye
14. You always have pita bread in your house.~ nah blud
15. You have to be a doctor, engineer, or a lawyer.~ aye
16. Your family hates psychology as a profession.~ AYE!!!
17. You're louder than you think you are.~ aye
18. Your parents speak on the phone louder than they have to.~ AYEEE!!
19. You're always a saya3. No matter what.~ aye
20. You're parents have a distorted sense of time where they round whatever time it is to the next hour.~ aye aye
2. It's beoble. Not people.~ aye!
(jk, only my parents say dat lol)3. Shai is the best drink on the planet.~ aye
4. Dating is a no no.~ aye
5. You better marry an Egyptian girl or Egyptian boy.~ aye
6. You're going to get hit by a shib shib. Don't try to avoid it.~ aye
7. When you're with your family, you reply with broken English and Arabic.~ aye
8. You have to know Nancy 3agram, Amr Diab, and Omn Koulthom.~ aye
9. Everytime you see your family, you've lost weight and they need to fatten you up again, why else would they feed you so much?~ aye
10. You tan easily. You're an Arab for gods sake.~ aye
11. Allah is used daily. Wheter in wallahi or some other form.~ aye
12. You eat strange foods like moulukhaya and wara 3nab.~ aye
13. You live with your parents until marriage.~ aye
14. You always have pita bread in your house.~ nah blud
15. You have to be a doctor, engineer, or a lawyer.~ aye
16. Your family hates psychology as a profession.~ AYE!!!
17. You're louder than you think you are.~ aye
18. Your parents speak on the phone louder than they have to.~ AYEEE!!
19. You're always a saya3. No matter what.~ aye
20. You're parents have a distorted sense of time where they round whatever time it is to the next hour.~ aye aye
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Re: Guide to Being Egyptian
by Craig Fri Apr 22, 2011 10:41 am
I think I might have a ratio of 5/10 of these.
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Re: Guide to Being Egyptian
by Ahmed Fri Apr 22, 2011 11:49 am
How the heck does Marwa have more yess than me 0-o lool
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Re: Guide to Being Egyptian
by ViKtory Fri Apr 22, 2011 12:03 pm
Tyrant wrote:Le Caire wrote:We eat it with practically every meal lol...
Seriously man ... for some reason from Turkey to India/Bangledesh you'll see "pita" bread in every meal ... don't know who influenced who in this case lol
and then the chinese somehow have chopsticks out of no where
Fail. I dunno what it is, and I'm pretty sure no one in my state knows what it is either.. So yeah.
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Re: Guide to Being Egyptian
by The Banker Fri Apr 22, 2011 2:47 pm
i'm just more Egyptian dan u bludLe Caire wrote:How the heck does Marwa have more yess than me 0-o lool
jk
@Vik:: blud, Asians do eat pita bread... well the bread u ppl eat looks like it lol
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Re: Guide to Being Egyptian
by Dark Flame99966 Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:18 pm
Marwa...where's your pita bread?
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Re: Guide to Being Egyptian
by The Banker Fri Apr 22, 2011 9:02 pm
dunno bruv
my fam don't do dat pita bread ting... we're boring
my fam don't do dat pita bread ting... we're boring
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Re: Guide to Being Egyptian
by Doc Fri Apr 22, 2011 9:32 pm
ViKtory wrote:Tyrant wrote:Le Caire wrote:We eat it with practically every meal lol...
Seriously man ... for some reason from Turkey to India/Bangledesh you'll see "pita" bread in every meal ... don't know who influenced who in this case lol
and then the chinese somehow have chopsticks out of no where
Fail. I dunno what it is, and I'm pretty sure no one in my state knows what it is either.. So yeah.
Waaat?!?!? Wat kinda indian are you?!? you've never had "chappati" or "roti" as we call it??
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Re: Guide to Being Egyptian
by Ahmed Fri Apr 22, 2011 9:34 pm
LOL...there is a Paki store in my neighborhood called 'Rotti Botti' ..."Bread and Chicken", right?
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Re: Guide to Being Egyptian
by IR Fri Apr 22, 2011 9:50 pm
Tyrant wrote:ViKtory wrote:Tyrant wrote:Le Caire wrote:We eat it with practically every meal lol...
Seriously man ... for some reason from Turkey to India/Bangledesh you'll see "pita" bread in every meal ... don't know who influenced who in this case lol
and then the chinese somehow have chopsticks out of no where
Fail. I dunno what it is, and I'm pretty sure no one in my state knows what it is either.. So yeah.
Waaat?!?!? Wat kinda indian are you?!? you've never had "chappati" or "roti" as we call it??
Oh I love Chicken roti. I will post the pix if I make it next time
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Re: Guide to Being Egyptian
by ViKtory Sat Apr 23, 2011 6:04 am
ROTI?? I EAT IT EVERYDAY.
I just dunno what you guys call it lol
I just dunno what you guys call it lol
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