by Ahmed Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:18 pm
GANGSTA BARBERGIRL
The Gangsta Barbergirl Barber is an extremely short-tempered African-British owner of a barbershop in London, England. She is known for her frequent use of homophobic insults, especially the use of the word "faggot".
The London Barber's real name is Marwa. She refers to those who anger her and calm her as a "b!tch". She answers the phone with the words "Gangsta Barber". Sometimes she tries to assume who is calling her by saying things like, "Is this the Gay Florist?".
At first flustered by the verbal onslaught she received, the Gangsta Barber soon became angry and unleashed a slew of her own obscenities at the Angry Black Guy, even accusing him of being a homo before hanging up. After she was called a second and third time over several minutes, she then tried to reason with him, but it wasn't long before she resumed her insults and threatened to track the Black Guy down and get her friends to help him beat him up.
The Gangsta Barber was quickly loses patience with those who speak with her. The Angry Black Guy also made a return, calling the Gangsta Barber at midnight. This would become one of most rage-filled calls ever made in history. The actor Joe Pesci once called her, which set the Gangsta Barber into a state of rage, where she threatened to cut Pesci's heart out of his @sshole with a razor laced broomstick.
Generally all calls to the Barbershop, whether answered by the Gangsta Barber or one of her employees, will be answered with a lazily pronounced greeting of "Barbershop". When the Gangsta Barber is responded to, he'll either hang up instantly, blow a whistle into the phone, or scream insults back at the caller depending on his mood. All her calls usually feature the constant use of the word "faggot" and other homophobic remarks. The Gangsta Barber almost always accuses those who speak to her as wanting d!ck, and demands that the caller brings himself over to the Barbershop.
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