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Ahaha, I love this.
NEW IDEA: We could use this as a basis for a webcomic
NEW IDEA: We could use this as a basis for a webcomic
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Dark Flame99966 wrote:Ahaha, I love this.
NEW IDEA: We could use this as a basis for a webcomic
Wow really?? That's like the first time you ever compliment me on something.
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Yay i'm the best looking.
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Marwa: Gangsta Barbergirl
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lol how did u find her pic man? 
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GANGSTA BARBERGIRL
The Gangsta Barbergirl Barber is an extremely short-tempered African-British owner of a barbershop in London, England. She is known for her frequent use of homophobic insults, especially the use of the word "faggot".
The London Barber's real name is Marwa. She refers to those who anger her and calm her as a "b!tch". She answers the phone with the words "Gangsta Barber". Sometimes she tries to assume who is calling her by saying things like, "Is this the Gay Florist?".
At first flustered by the verbal onslaught she received, the Gangsta Barber soon became angry and unleashed a slew of her own obscenities at the Angry Black Guy, even accusing him of being a homo before hanging up. After she was called a second and third time over several minutes, she then tried to reason with him, but it wasn't long before she resumed her insults and threatened to track the Black Guy down and get her friends to help him beat him up.
The Gangsta Barber was quickly loses patience with those who speak with her. The Angry Black Guy also made a return, calling the Gangsta Barber at midnight. This would become one of most rage-filled calls ever made in history. The actor Joe Pesci once called her, which set the Gangsta Barber into a state of rage, where she threatened to cut Pesci's heart out of his @sshole with a razor laced broomstick.
Generally all calls to the Barbershop, whether answered by the Gangsta Barber or one of her employees, will be answered with a lazily pronounced greeting of "Barbershop". When the Gangsta Barber is responded to, he'll either hang up instantly, blow a whistle into the phone, or scream insults back at the caller depending on his mood. All her calls usually feature the constant use of the word "faggot" and other homophobic remarks. The Gangsta Barber almost always accuses those who speak to her as wanting d!ck, and demands that the caller brings himself over to the Barbershop.
The Gangsta Barbergirl Barber is an extremely short-tempered African-British owner of a barbershop in London, England. She is known for her frequent use of homophobic insults, especially the use of the word "faggot".
The London Barber's real name is Marwa. She refers to those who anger her and calm her as a "b!tch". She answers the phone with the words "Gangsta Barber". Sometimes she tries to assume who is calling her by saying things like, "Is this the Gay Florist?".
At first flustered by the verbal onslaught she received, the Gangsta Barber soon became angry and unleashed a slew of her own obscenities at the Angry Black Guy, even accusing him of being a homo before hanging up. After she was called a second and third time over several minutes, she then tried to reason with him, but it wasn't long before she resumed her insults and threatened to track the Black Guy down and get her friends to help him beat him up.
The Gangsta Barber was quickly loses patience with those who speak with her. The Angry Black Guy also made a return, calling the Gangsta Barber at midnight. This would become one of most rage-filled calls ever made in history. The actor Joe Pesci once called her, which set the Gangsta Barber into a state of rage, where she threatened to cut Pesci's heart out of his @sshole with a razor laced broomstick.
Generally all calls to the Barbershop, whether answered by the Gangsta Barber or one of her employees, will be answered with a lazily pronounced greeting of "Barbershop". When the Gangsta Barber is responded to, he'll either hang up instantly, blow a whistle into the phone, or scream insults back at the caller depending on his mood. All her calls usually feature the constant use of the word "faggot" and other homophobic remarks. The Gangsta Barber almost always accuses those who speak to her as wanting d!ck, and demands that the caller brings himself over to the Barbershop.
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I'm replacing Fang with: High Redneck
(Sorry Fang...I think this makes a better story )
(Sorry Fang...I think this makes a better story
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I'm not a high redneck 
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Fang or the High Redneck is the Racist Redneck’s son, He is not racist like his father and is known to be a pot addict, having admitted during one call that he was "looking for marijuana right now". When talked to, he often sounds like he's stoned out of his head, but this doesn't stop him from attempting to challenge the one that he is speaking to, to a fight. He is usually very violent to those who talk to him; threatening to beat their asses like a typical teenager.
Recently, the High Redneck’s MySpace account was discovered, in addition a picture (picture above) of him smoking a joint along with it!
Recently, the High Redneck’s MySpace account was discovered, in addition a picture (picture above) of him smoking a joint along with it!
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yes!!! fang is a redneck, the type of ppl he hates the most 
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Last but not least
Mack Magilligutty, AKA ViK, is a foreign man with a high pitched timid voice residing in India, he works at an Escort service according to firstcoming, based in India owned by James Tingles in the United Kingdom. When a Springfield Pervert a Satanic Racist call him, from the USA, Mack seemed to get good laughs out of them. Mack usually suspects the callers to either someone called "Dennis" or “Fritz the Cat”. He was apparently laid off from his old job. He is seen doing vudoo at times, and his neighbors have complained him to court for trying to prescribe "magic water".
Mack Magilligutty, AKA ViK, is a foreign man with a high pitched timid voice residing in India, he works at an Escort service according to firstcoming, based in India owned by James Tingles in the United Kingdom. When a Springfield Pervert a Satanic Racist call him, from the USA, Mack seemed to get good laughs out of them. Mack usually suspects the callers to either someone called "Dennis" or “Fritz the Cat”. He was apparently laid off from his old job. He is seen doing vudoo at times, and his neighbors have complained him to court for trying to prescribe "magic water".
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What do you guys think of what I did? Like it 
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Heh. Redneck looks a lot like someone I know.
Pree coo.
Pree coo.
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Time to make the webcomic
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What's that? A comic?
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Lulz, MARWA MAH HOMMIE
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Now anyone should use their character and verse me.
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Crazy Old Scientist
Crazy Old Scientist, AKA Chem (the Bum), is an OLD, I mean ancient scientist. He is 999999. He usually farts during his experiments and the co2 released ruins the acid's powers, hence "Bum". He used to play catch and soccer with God in his childhood. But folks don't believe him, and think he is a liar. Once, when he helped Einstein with math, Stephen Hawking, the drop-out of the class, got so mad that he spread rumors that Chem wasgay. Chem got 999x mad and gave a hawk-style kick on Stephen's neck, and it broke. When he was laying on the floor, fainted, he saw stars, sun and a strange black thing and came up with the concept of Black Holes when he recovered. News reporters started pouring into his house, and he could not take the shame anymore. It is said that he ran away to Egypt, in an underground cave and continued his studies in numerology and big bang theology. It is also said that he performed lobotomies with telekinetic psychology.
No one has heard from him since then.
Crazy Old Scientist, AKA Chem (the Bum), is an OLD, I mean ancient scientist. He is 999999. He usually farts during his experiments and the co2 released ruins the acid's powers, hence "Bum". He used to play catch and soccer with God in his childhood. But folks don't believe him, and think he is a liar. Once, when he helped Einstein with math, Stephen Hawking, the drop-out of the class, got so mad that he spread rumors that Chem was
No one has heard from him since then.
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THAT'S LULZY
Lol
Lol
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Could have been funny, but you had many mistakes (in content)
And nice, you fart CO2? that's new lol
And nice, you fart CO2? that's new lol
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That's what I heard from my friends
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OMG lol..
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They failed. Therefore you failed
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