Sayf-Philly Thug


Craig-Angry Black Guy


OR

Creepy Cookie Guy



Flame-Depressed Guy


Fang- The Student


Steve-Hotel Jackass


IR-Angry Mother


Scarr-Epic Crazy lady


ViK- Mack Magilligutty



Marwa-Gangsta Barberwoman

Why am I the ugliest guy?

because im the most beautiful IRL

real talk my nig

I didn't choose based on beauty (I don't rate guys). I choose it based on personality.

Sayf, you live a thug life don't you?

This is Scarr-Epic Crazy Lady

ViK- Mack Magilligutty



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Update: This could also be Craig: Creepy Cookie Guy

Biographies: PHILLY THUG

The Philly Thug is a young, tough-talking male.
He warns the people that they'd be fighting a man if they were to fight him. At times he seems so full of himself. When he feels insecure by teenagers questioning him he tries to act tough.

ANGRY BLACK GUY

The Black Guy is a tough talking man who repeatedly threatens people with violence and is known for using heavy amounts of ebonics and variations of the word "motherf**ker". Some people claim that he owns a banana boat. Some people also claim that he is part of a gang, and uses his tempting cigar to scare people to do what he wants.

EEEWW I LOOK UGLY!!! Actually Ima post a pic of myself irl after this Saturday when I get my hair done.

CREEPY COOKIE GUY

Craig the Creepy Cookie Guy is a former Alcoholics Anonymous phone operator (either quit or was fired) from Maryland who has a creepy sexual fixation with cookies coming out of his arse. The Creepy Cookie guy is a fairly good natured man with a good sense of humor.

I'm so sad that I have to be crazy!

DEPRESSED GUY

Flame, the Depressed Guy talked to Sayf. He explained his reasons for why he was unhappy saying that he was left recently by his gf/wife, and that he just cannot wait to die and has suicidal feelings. He hung up saying “I hope you have a good night”. The Depressed Guy doesn't talk much so no one knows how is is doing.

*waits to hear more on description*

HOTEL JACKASS

The Hotel Jackass (sometimes called the Hotel Smartass) is a smart-mouthed desk clerk at the Holiday Inn in the UK. He mimics people and remarks about how they sound like that guy from Paradise Island.

The Hotel Jackass is not very social and tells people to "Stop callin' my hotel!"

2 more till my desription... *sighs in anticipation yet fear*

EPIC CRAZY LADY

She is known for her bellowing voice and long-winded rants, telling people that "Envy needs to move in their lives, severely." She is also not shy about giving out her home address and challenges people to come over so she can "show them what a whoopin' is".

She is usually (and quite appropriately) depicted as self-described "strong Envy fanatic" and "an Envy warrior".

Also her husband:



Has been made of for his douche-ness.

xD lol you made me litaratly laugh out loud cuz its sooo true and my family looked at me like wtf? yeah, I can't deny what you said there... cept my husband... I'm single...

How could I forget my dear friend, Ace: Stuck in the Elevator Guy

STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR GUY

Ace, more commonly known as the Stuck in the Elevator Guy. He was the former owner of “Kitty’s” Diner before he plans to join the army. Once he flipped out on a help line service about his broken elevator. He threatens the telemarketer and uses constant curse words over the phone. By the sounds of it, it seems its not the first time the elevator broke down. And as a matter of fact he gets stuck in the elevator often...hence the name. He always threatens to punch the repairman if he wasn’t there in 5 minutes.

Ace’s restaurant was closed sometime in June 2009, apparently due to contaminated waters.

WADDAFUUKKK that guy is OOGLY!!!
And I hate Michael McgilliCutty too

Lulz, mah homiez wazza?
D'em mutha fcka'z don know wut to think wen i enta tha yard!

Sorry ViK. That's life.

Lol no I was kidding. Gimme my bio already!

yeah.. thanks for leavin me out... lol

Dun worrie Pantha, y'd bes mah homie.