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This is a fun test my english teacher once entertained us with... 
So if you want to find out some traits you posses i'll ask each of you to take a piece of paper and draw a pig.
Be honest with yourself, draw it first then read further
When you finish drawing answer the following questions:
1. Where on the page did you draw the pig?
a) Toward the top of the paper
b) Toward the middle
c) Toward the bottom
2. Which way is your pig facing?
a) Facing left
b) Facing right
c) Facing front (or back)
3. How detailed did you draw your pig?
a) With many details
b) With few details
4. How many legs does your pig have?
a) I can see less than 4 legs
b) I can see all 4 legs
5.Compared to your pigs head, how big are its ears?
a) There are no ears on my pig
b) My pig has small ears
c) My pig has medium ears
d) My pig has large ears
6. Compared to the size of your pig, how long is its tail?
a) My pig has no tail
b) My pig has a small tail
c) My pig has a medium tail
d) My pig has a large tail
Now you can look and find out the results
I hope you liked it
So if you want to find out some traits you posses i'll ask each of you to take a piece of paper and draw a pig.
Be honest with yourself, draw it first then read further
When you finish drawing answer the following questions:
1. Where on the page did you draw the pig?
a) Toward the top of the paper
b) Toward the middle
c) Toward the bottom
2. Which way is your pig facing?
a) Facing left
b) Facing right
c) Facing front (or back)
3. How detailed did you draw your pig?
a) With many details
b) With few details
4. How many legs does your pig have?
a) I can see less than 4 legs
b) I can see all 4 legs
5.Compared to your pigs head, how big are its ears?
a) There are no ears on my pig
b) My pig has small ears
c) My pig has medium ears
d) My pig has large ears
6. Compared to the size of your pig, how long is its tail?
a) My pig has no tail
b) My pig has a small tail
c) My pig has a medium tail
d) My pig has a large tail
Now you can look and find out the results
- Spoiler:
If you draw the pig...
Toward the top of the paper, you are positive and optimistic.
Toward the middle, you are a realist.
Toward the bottom, you are pessimistic, and have a tendency to behave negatively.
Facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly, and remember dates (birthdays, etc.)
Facing right, you are innovative and active, but don't have a strong sense of family, nor do you remember dates
Facing front, you are direct, enjoy playing devil's advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions.
With many details, you are analytical, cautious, and distrustful.
With few details, you are emotional and naive, they care little for details and are a risk-taker.
With less than 4 legs, they are insecure or are living through a period of major change.
With 4 legs showing, they are secure, stubborn, and stick to their ideals.
The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are.
The bigger the better.
The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life.
I hope you liked it
