tell me how these are...


[b][size=16]ADULT
A person who has stopped growing at both
ends and is now growing in the middle

BEAUTY PARLOR
A place where women curl up and dye

CANNIBAL
Someone who is fed up with people

CHICKENS
The only creatures you eat before they
are born and after they are dead

COMMITTEE
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours

DUST
Mud with the juice squeezed out

EGOTIST
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation

GOSSIP
A person who will never tell a lie if the
truth will do more damage

HANDKERCHIEF
Cold Storage

INFLATION
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper

MOSQUITO
An insect that makes you like flies better

RAISIN
Grape with a sunburn

SECRET
Something you tell to one person at a time

TOOTHACHE
The pain that drives you to extraction

TOMORROW
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today

YAWN
An honest opinion openly expressed

WRINKLES
Something other people have
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nice definitions i saw a funny definition a while ago ill try and find it

ok, cool, ill be the man to come up with all of them, heck we should make a thread all for me and my sayings!!!lol, but im serious

found them

ANTIQUE: An item your grandparents bought, your parents got rid of, and you're buying again.
ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at Burger King.
AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tries to do.
BALDERDASH: A rapidly receding hairline.
BARIUM: What we do to most people when they die.

[size=9]CAR SICKNESS: The feeling you get when the car payment is due.

CLOTHES DRYER: An appliance designed to eat socks. CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate.
DERANGE: Where de buffalo roam.
GUM: Adhesive for the hair.
Artery: The study of paintings.
Bacteria: Back door to cafeteria.
Genital: Non-Jewish person.

ill look for more soon
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spam showing you can find allmost anything your looking for on the internet, but it wont be funny: This thread

Sayf wanted to be 2 years in the past. Here's a topic.

I just made the most epic bump on this forum xD

Besides, I had really loved this topic, it deserves more fame

So

BUMP-ER CARS!

very interesting

Ahmed you voodoo doctor, stop going back in time and raising the dead >.>

Blame sayf.

I did an epic BUMP.

Time to use the payload: