jusy say where the person item is
example:
personA:"dude wheres my cheese"
personb:"on a moose"
so ill start
dude wheres my pants?

its in hawaii

dude wheres my thumb?

In your stomach
dude, wher's my video games?

in an atomic bomb
dude wheres my arm?

In your fish bowl

Dude wheres my cell phone

in your cheese

dude wheres my car

in my car
dude wheres my eyes?

in your sig

dude wheres my dog

In Dragons basement

Dude wheres my soul?

in my head

dude wheres my self?

in yourself

dude wheres my onion ring

In your bag.
Dude, where's my mp3?

in your ipod

dude wheres my dude

in your dudet
dude wheres my pie?

in my stomach
dude wheres my left sock

in my pants
dude wheres my shoop-da-whoop?

In the game

Dude wheres my right sock?

In your stomach.
Dude, where's my nuke?

in technology class with the rest of your "nukes" aka farts
dude wheres my last can of coke it actually is missing D=

In your mouth.
Dude, wheres my laptop?

in the magical world of runescape guarded by the bdk.

dude wheres my life size cardbord cut out of godzilla

in the life size godzilla
dude wheres my flaming panda?

in your ***
dude whres my ***?

no cursing

In your behind.
Dude, where's my keys?

im the door

dude wheres my puncuation