THIS STORY HAS SOME CURSES AND SOME "DIRTY" HUMOR-READ AT YOUR OWN RISK
*The scene is a farm place with lots of animals*
*Comet goes staright down from the sky and hits near the farm*
Farmer: Holy Crap! My marijuana patch...I mean my cabbage patch!
-I better do what any sensible American would do in this situation: Get ma gun!
*Gets gun and goes in car to check the comet*
*The comet opens its doors*
-Holy crap its a squirrel...oh wait its an alien (referring to Raditz)
Raditz: Finally on this ruined pl..
*Sees cheerful animals walking along*
What the heck did Kakarot mess this up? God damn it, I knew we should have sent Turles
Farmer: Better think of something cool to make him stop: HEY YOU! Oh yeah, that hit it right on the bucket!
Raditz: Hey he thinks he's people! What's your power level *Checks power level* only 5.
*Farmer shoots bullet from gun at him*
*Raditz catches it in by the hand and throws it back at the farmer*
*Farmer flies back and hits his car*
Raditz: Bad human! Now say you're sorry! Bad, bad human.
-no response-
No wonder dad said I couldn't have a pool game.
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Scenario: Int he heights of mountainous cliff Piccolo is seen meditating.
Picolo: Im all alone. No animals. No family. No friends. Who needs them anyways.
*Checks MySpace account for friend request and finds none*
Well I still have you Bob
*Raditz goes to Picolo*
Raditz: I sensed a high power level coming from here...is that you?
Picolo: Of cou...!
Radtz: "Ahh, it's somewhere else"
*Flies off*
Picolo: I didn't need your accompany anyways!!!!!!!!!!!!! I still have Bob.
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We arrive at Kame's House where Master Roshi and Krillen are in it. Bulma just arrived to the small island that has Kame's House.
*Bulma enters the house*
Bulma: Hey!
Krillen: Boobs! I mean Bulma!
Bulma: Ooooookkkkkkaaaayyyyyy
Master Roshi: Im drinking OJ. Nows it's Apple Juice. Now its Skittles juice. Now its M&M juice. Now its beer. Yay beer
*Gulps down the beer*
Krillen: So how is Yamcha?
Bulma: I think the bastards cheating on me!
Flashback: Voices of Yamcha are heard: Its not what it looks like...ok it looks what it looks like. But could I still live here? Please...I have no where else to go.
*Yamchas cat's voice is heard*: I made a bo-bo
*Goku, holding kid Gohan, reach the house on the nimbus cloud*
Bulma: I cant help but notice that you have a 5 year old kid with you
Krillen: Just because we picked you p in the woods doesnt mean you pick up kids too.
Goku: Actually this is my son
*Dramatic music*
Bulma: I guess this means you...
Goku: You what?
Master Roshi: You know...bow chika wawa.
Goku: Bow chika what?
Master Roshi: Never mind
*Raditz is seen coming for them*
Goku: Holy crap! I just sensed a high power level...that....that...is bigger than Krillen's losing streak!
Krillen: You know....you guys are the reason I go to therapy.
Goku: He's coming closer!
Krillen: SHoudlnt we grab Gohan and run aw...
*Raditz came*
Krillen: Son of a B >_<
Raditz: I knew I would fin you here kakarot
Goku: What?
Raditz: Thats the name that you were given
Goku: What?
Raditz: You were supposed to come here and destroy this place
Goku: What?
Raditz: OH FOR GOD'S SAKE LISTEN! You were sent by the Sayins to come here and destroy Earth. But you hit your head as a baby and forgot. And to top off this expositional onslaught...I AM YOUR BROTHER! :O
*Dramtaic Music*
Krillen: Wow! So since you are his brother youll be involved in lots of future events right, right?
*Raditz smacks Krillen in the face and krillen flies into the house and makes a giant whole in the wall*-Krillen Owned Count 1
Goku: Hey I won't let you do that!
Raditz: Why not?
Goku: You are destroying Kame's house!
Krillen: Ye aa hhh....Kame's house...
Goku: So Im guessing you are here for the Dragonballs?
Raditz: The dragon what?
Goku: You know...the dragon balls...there are 7 of them...grants you any wish like immortality, or Bulma's panties.
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*Using telekensis Vegeta and Nappa hear Goku*
Nappa: You heard that Vegeta?
Vegeta: Yes, we are totally going to go to Earth to get our wish!
Nappa: Yeah, we are going to get panties...I mean immorality... immortality is what I meant
*Vegeta looks at Nappa*
Vegeta: Get in the damn pod!!!
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*Raditz knee kicks Goku int he stomach, kidnaps Gohan and flies off*
*Goku is hurt*
Goku: Somebody stop him!
*No one moves*
Goku: Damn you Krillen!
Krillen: Hey I was B slapped into a house!
Goku: I was kneed in the stomach!
*Picolo comes flying to them*
Picolo: You guys are pathetic...
...
what?
Goku: Ahh gee! Hey look, I know you want to kill me at all. But I just found out that I have a brother, Im an alien too and my son got kidnapped..
Picolo: Oh yeah! I was watching that. That was priceless HAHAHAHAHA!
...
Ok Im sorry
Goku: So could you help me get him back?
Picolo: What's in it for me?
Goku: Ill add you as a friend on MySpace
Picolo: Its a deal...you have been replaced Bob!
EPISODE 2 WILL BE POSTED SOON.
REPS ARE APPRECIATED
*The scene is a farm place with lots of animals*
*Comet goes staright down from the sky and hits near the farm*
Farmer: Holy Crap! My marijuana patch...I mean my cabbage patch!
-I better do what any sensible American would do in this situation: Get ma gun!
*Gets gun and goes in car to check the comet*
*The comet opens its doors*
-Holy crap its a squirrel...oh wait its an alien (referring to Raditz)
Raditz: Finally on this ruined pl..
*Sees cheerful animals walking along*
What the heck did Kakarot mess this up? God damn it, I knew we should have sent Turles
Farmer: Better think of something cool to make him stop: HEY YOU! Oh yeah, that hit it right on the bucket!
Raditz: Hey he thinks he's people! What's your power level *Checks power level* only 5.
*Farmer shoots bullet from gun at him*
*Raditz catches it in by the hand and throws it back at the farmer*
*Farmer flies back and hits his car*
Raditz: Bad human! Now say you're sorry! Bad, bad human.
-no response-
No wonder dad said I couldn't have a pool game.
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Scenario: Int he heights of mountainous cliff Piccolo is seen meditating.
Picolo: Im all alone. No animals. No family. No friends. Who needs them anyways.
*Checks MySpace account for friend request and finds none*
Well I still have you Bob
*Raditz goes to Picolo*
Raditz: I sensed a high power level coming from here...is that you?
Picolo: Of cou...!
Radtz: "Ahh, it's somewhere else"
*Flies off*
Picolo: I didn't need your accompany anyways!!!!!!!!!!!!! I still have Bob.
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We arrive at Kame's House where Master Roshi and Krillen are in it. Bulma just arrived to the small island that has Kame's House.
*Bulma enters the house*
Bulma: Hey!
Krillen: Boobs! I mean Bulma!
Bulma: Ooooookkkkkkaaaayyyyyy
Master Roshi: Im drinking OJ. Nows it's Apple Juice. Now its Skittles juice. Now its M&M juice. Now its beer. Yay beer
*Gulps down the beer*
Krillen: So how is Yamcha?
Bulma: I think the bastards cheating on me!
Flashback: Voices of Yamcha are heard: Its not what it looks like...ok it looks what it looks like. But could I still live here? Please...I have no where else to go.
*Yamchas cat's voice is heard*: I made a bo-bo
*Goku, holding kid Gohan, reach the house on the nimbus cloud*
Bulma: I cant help but notice that you have a 5 year old kid with you
Krillen: Just because we picked you p in the woods doesnt mean you pick up kids too.
Goku: Actually this is my son
*Dramatic music*
Bulma: I guess this means you...
Goku: You what?
Master Roshi: You know...bow chika wawa.
Goku: Bow chika what?
Master Roshi: Never mind
*Raditz is seen coming for them*
Goku: Holy crap! I just sensed a high power level...that....that...is bigger than Krillen's losing streak!
Krillen: You know....you guys are the reason I go to therapy.
Goku: He's coming closer!
Krillen: SHoudlnt we grab Gohan and run aw...
*Raditz came*
Krillen: Son of a B >_<
Raditz: I knew I would fin you here kakarot
Goku: What?
Raditz: Thats the name that you were given
Goku: What?
Raditz: You were supposed to come here and destroy this place
Goku: What?
Raditz: OH FOR GOD'S SAKE LISTEN! You were sent by the Sayins to come here and destroy Earth. But you hit your head as a baby and forgot. And to top off this expositional onslaught...I AM YOUR BROTHER! :O
*Dramtaic Music*
Krillen: Wow! So since you are his brother youll be involved in lots of future events right, right?
*Raditz smacks Krillen in the face and krillen flies into the house and makes a giant whole in the wall*-Krillen Owned Count 1
Goku: Hey I won't let you do that!
Raditz: Why not?
Goku: You are destroying Kame's house!
Krillen: Ye aa hhh....Kame's house...
Goku: So Im guessing you are here for the Dragonballs?
Raditz: The dragon what?
Goku: You know...the dragon balls...there are 7 of them...grants you any wish like immortality, or Bulma's panties.
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*Using telekensis Vegeta and Nappa hear Goku*
Nappa: You heard that Vegeta?
Vegeta: Yes, we are totally going to go to Earth to get our wish!
Nappa: Yeah, we are going to get panties...I mean immorality... immortality is what I meant
*Vegeta looks at Nappa*
Vegeta: Get in the damn pod!!!
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*Raditz knee kicks Goku int he stomach, kidnaps Gohan and flies off*
*Goku is hurt*
Goku: Somebody stop him!
*No one moves*
Goku: Damn you Krillen!
Krillen: Hey I was B slapped into a house!
Goku: I was kneed in the stomach!
*Picolo comes flying to them*
Picolo: You guys are pathetic...
...
what?
Goku: Ahh gee! Hey look, I know you want to kill me at all. But I just found out that I have a brother, Im an alien too and my son got kidnapped..
Picolo: Oh yeah! I was watching that. That was priceless HAHAHAHAHA!
...
Ok Im sorry
Goku: So could you help me get him back?
Picolo: What's in it for me?
Goku: Ill add you as a friend on MySpace
Picolo: Its a deal...you have been replaced Bob!
EPISODE 2 WILL BE POSTED SOON.
REPS ARE APPRECIATED