THIS STORY HAS SOME CURSES AND SOME "DIRTY" HUMOR-READ AT YOUR OWN RISK


*The scene is a farm place with lots of animals*
*Comet goes staright down from the sky and hits near the farm*

Farmer: Holy Crap! My marijuana patch...I mean my cabbage patch!
-I better do what any sensible American would do in this situation: Get ma gun!

*Gets gun and goes in car to check the comet*
*The comet opens its doors*

-Holy crap its a squirrel...oh wait its an alien (referring to Raditz)

Raditz: Finally on this ruined pl..

*Sees cheerful animals walking along*

What the heck did Kakarot mess this up? God damn it, I knew we should have sent Turles

Farmer: Better think of something cool to make him stop: HEY YOU! Oh yeah, that hit it right on the bucket!

Raditz: Hey he thinks he's people! What's your power level *Checks power level* only 5.

*Farmer shoots bullet from gun at him*

*Raditz catches it in by the hand and throws it back at the farmer*

*Farmer flies back and hits his car*

Raditz: Bad human! Now say you're sorry! Bad, bad human.

-no response-

No wonder dad said I couldn't have a pool game.
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Scenario: Int he heights of mountainous cliff Piccolo is seen meditating.

Picolo: Im all alone. No animals. No family. No friends. Who needs them anyways.

*Checks MySpace account for friend request and finds none*

Well I still have you Bob

*Raditz goes to Picolo*

Raditz: I sensed a high power level coming from here...is that you?

Picolo: Of cou...!

Radtz: "Ahh, it's somewhere else"

*Flies off*

Picolo: I didn't need your accompany anyways!!!!!!!!!!!!! I still have Bob.
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We arrive at Kame's House where Master Roshi and Krillen are in it. Bulma just arrived to the small island that has Kame's House.

*Bulma enters the house*

Bulma: Hey!
Krillen: Boobs! I mean Bulma!
Bulma: Ooooookkkkkkaaaayyyyyy
Master Roshi: Im drinking OJ. Nows it's Apple Juice. Now its Skittles juice. Now its M&M juice. Now its beer. Yay beer

*Gulps down the beer*

Krillen: So how is Yamcha?

Bulma: I think the bastards cheating on me!

Flashback: Voices of Yamcha are heard: Its not what it looks like...ok it looks what it looks like. But could I still live here? Please...I have no where else to go.

*Yamchas cat's voice is heard*: I made a bo-bo

*Goku, holding kid Gohan, reach the house on the nimbus cloud*

Bulma: I cant help but notice that you have a 5 year old kid with you

Krillen: Just because we picked you p in the woods doesnt mean you pick up kids too.

Goku: Actually this is my son

*Dramatic music*

Bulma: I guess this means you...

Goku: You what?

Master Roshi: You know...bow chika wawa.

Goku: Bow chika what?

Master Roshi: Never mind

*Raditz is seen coming for them*

Goku: Holy crap! I just sensed a high power level...that....that...is bigger than Krillen's losing streak!

Krillen: You know....you guys are the reason I go to therapy.

Goku: He's coming closer!

Krillen: SHoudlnt we grab Gohan and run aw...

*Raditz came*

Krillen: Son of a B >_<

Raditz: I knew I would fin you here kakarot

Goku: What?

Raditz: Thats the name that you were given

Goku: What?

Raditz: You were supposed to come here and destroy this place

Goku: What?

Raditz: OH FOR GOD'S SAKE LISTEN! You were sent by the Sayins to come here and destroy Earth. But you hit your head as a baby and forgot. And to top off this expositional onslaught...I AM YOUR BROTHER! :O

*Dramtaic Music*

Krillen: Wow! So since you are his brother youll be involved in lots of future events right, right?

*Raditz smacks Krillen in the face and krillen flies into the house and makes a giant whole in the wall*-Krillen Owned Count 1

Goku: Hey I won't let you do that!

Raditz: Why not?

Goku: You are destroying Kame's house!

Krillen: Ye aa hhh....Kame's house...

Goku: So Im guessing you are here for the Dragonballs?

Raditz: The dragon what?

Goku: You know...the dragon balls...there are 7 of them...grants you any wish like immortality, or Bulma's panties.
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*Using telekensis Vegeta and Nappa hear Goku*

Nappa: You heard that Vegeta?
Vegeta: Yes, we are totally going to go to Earth to get our wish!
Nappa: Yeah, we are going to get panties...I mean immorality... immortality is what I meant
*Vegeta looks at Nappa*
Vegeta: Get in the damn pod!!!
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*Raditz knee kicks Goku int he stomach, kidnaps Gohan and flies off*

*Goku is hurt*

Goku: Somebody stop him!

*No one moves*

Goku: Damn you Krillen!

Krillen: Hey I was B slapped into a house!

Goku: I was kneed in the stomach!

*Picolo comes flying to them*

Picolo: You guys are pathetic...

...


what?

Goku: Ahh gee! Hey look, I know you want to kill me at all. But I just found out that I have a brother, Im an alien too and my son got kidnapped..

Picolo: Oh yeah! I was watching that. That was priceless HAHAHAHAHA!

...

Ok Im sorry

Goku: So could you help me get him back?

Picolo: What's in it for me?

Goku: Ill add you as a friend on MySpace

Picolo: Its a deal...you have been replaced Bob!


EPISODE 2 WILL BE POSTED SOON.

REPS ARE APPRECIATED

Any comments?

i stopped reading where the farmer got hit be a bullet and went flying back.

Why? Any advise?

It's funny. If you imagine they're voices saying that stuff.

I was planning to discontinue it since I see no support.

Want me to continue?

ahmed to be honest the farmer killed it, your trying to hard to make him look stupid.

Umm...no. It is actually funny. I wasn't trying too hard. You need to imagine the scene.

Glory wrote:Umm...no. It is actually funny. I wasn't trying too hard. You need to imagine the scene.

hey i'm giving you my opinion, you cant just say i'm wrong.

Ok thanks for your opinion. I await other opinions.