by Sp Sanji Fri Jul 09, 2010 9:58 pm
All right people, this was the day I almost died:
First of all I want to make clear that I am an excellent driver. The story takes place in Central America, I don't remember the exact location but I believe it was Costa Rica. I was driving alone and my job was to deliver a trunk full of cocaine from Colombia to Mexico, which would be delivered to U.S. later on. Well, everything was fine they gave me the load without troubles, they payed me the half of the job in advance so I thought I wouldn't have any kind of problems all the way to Mexico, I was wrong.
I was wrong because when I was driving through the side of this huge cliff my front right tire exploited causing the car to pull to the right exactly where the cliff was, when I was falling down I managed to get out of the car through the window and survive by holding onto a root that protruded from the precipice, when the car explode below me some shrapnel hit me but that didn't caused any serious damaged on me at all, but the vibrations from the explosion caused the root to detached from the cliff's wall, so I fell again hitting myself several times with the outcropping rocks from the cliff until I reached a cactus to hold myself again, it was a real pain but I was alive. Suddenly a group of wasps emerged from a comb beneath the cactus and attacked me causing me to fall again, this time I fell all the way down but I survived by opening my arms and legs in order hit the trees branches and absorb the impact, that caused me some broken bones but again I was alive. And just when I thought I was safe a gang of rabid chimpanzees attacked me, so I ran and jumped to the rapids near me to escape, the ride on the rapids was very rough, but the main danger was the waterfall at the end of the rapids, that could be an instant death but I remembered a technique I saw in a 'Man vs Wild' show called the "Drill" I used that technique to evade the waterfall get to the land.
When I was laid in the ground finally safe I noticed an old woman running at me with the intention of assist me. She told me she watched the whole accident, and when she was helping me to stand up she said "Thank God you still alive boy", I got very furious and I hit her on the face as hard as I possibly could, then I told her "I am alive because of me!, God's intentions were clear, he tried to kill me!".
Since that day I'm atheist
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