Like a year ago or so, I was working at my family's ranch there in Mexico, and I was feeding the goats along with my dog when suddenly one of the goats started yelling me shit about my attitude, personality, and what its feelings were, etc. then it took the razor blade I used to use to cut my crack, and quickly committed suicide...

totally amazed about that I said to myself "I have never in my life seen something like this before"
And the dog answer me "you'll get used to it"


And that was how I quit crack

ummm, interesting tale...

This.... Is.... Amazing...
So... that's pretty f**ked up.

Lmoa

It could have been much worst :]

and that was why i gave u a +

Next time use heroin and you may somehow find yourself riding the goat into Mexico city in your birthday suit.

preid1220 wrote:Next time use heroin and you may somehow find yourself riding the goat into Mexico city in your birthday suit.

So shuold I do that? Becuse that would be soo awesome.

No you shouldn't lol

Opps, I ment cool not awesome...

Cho Chang wrote:and that was why i gave u a +

thats 2 reps!

hahaha nice , You and Flame will get along!

All right people, this was the day I almost died:

First of all I want to make clear that I am an excellent driver. The story takes place in Central America, I don't remember the exact location but I believe it was Costa Rica. I was driving alone and my job was to deliver a trunk full of cocaine from Colombia to Mexico, which would be delivered to U.S. later on. Well, everything was fine they gave me the load without troubles, they payed me the half of the job in advance so I thought I wouldn't have any kind of problems all the way to Mexico, I was wrong.

I was wrong because when I was driving through the side of this huge cliff my front right tire exploited causing the car to pull to the right exactly where the cliff was, when I was falling down I managed to get out of the car through the window and survive by holding onto a root that protruded from the precipice, when the car explode below me some shrapnel hit me but that didn't caused any serious damaged on me at all, but the vibrations from the explosion caused the root to detached from the cliff's wall, so I fell again hitting myself several times with the outcropping rocks from the cliff until I reached a cactus to hold myself again, it was a real pain but I was alive. Suddenly a group of wasps emerged from a comb beneath the cactus and attacked me causing me to fall again, this time I fell all the way down but I survived by opening my arms and legs in order hit the trees branches and absorb the impact, that caused me some broken bones but again I was alive. And just when I thought I was safe a gang of rabid chimpanzees attacked me, so I ran and jumped to the rapids near me to escape, the ride on the rapids was very rough, but the main danger was the waterfall at the end of the rapids, that could be an instant death but I remembered a technique I saw in a 'Man vs Wild' show called the "Drill" I used that technique to evade the waterfall get to the land.

When I was laid in the ground finally safe I noticed an old woman running at me with the intention of assist me. She told me she watched the whole accident, and when she was helping me to stand up she said "Thank God you still alive boy", I got very furious and I hit her on the face as hard as I possibly could, then I told her "I am alive because of me!, God's intentions were clear, he tried to kill me!".

Since that day I'm atheist

Hmm... I don't believe it.

IRezev wrote:Hmm... I don't believe it.

that's why it's called "tale"

Oh no, I got trick again

Oh no, I got trick again

Oh no, I got trick again

stop the flood, no reason of triple post!! JK lol

It wasn't my intention to trick you

Please don't tiple post.

Sp Sanji wrote:stop the flood, no reason of triple post!! JK lol

It wasn't my intention to trick you

That's weird, it wasn't my intention either

boy you need to lay off the crack if your imagining this stuff.

I'm 20 and I already quit the crack... now I only smoke, because smoking makes you look cool

i use boy when i'm in a better mood, but anyways i would advise you to quit smoking as well, tar and rat poison does not make you cool.

you have a point Sir. I think I'll quit tobacco later on, now I am young, healthy and strong to keep doing it

Sp Sanji wrote:you have a point Sir. I think I'll quit tobacco later on, now I am young, healthy and strong to keep doing it

y don't you quit it now? y continue torture yourself? U'll regret when you get old.

Yea you'll also die before the rest of us!