Tell the funny moments that happened in your life!

Today, in chem class.

My teacher said "XXXX what are you doing with the marker?"

Everyone looked at him and he was holding a blue marker near his face...he looked as if he was sniffing it LMAO

Ask Lev...it is funnier if you saw it.

lol my cousin is an air hostess and i went to one of those meetings with her and they all had to write there names with the markers and sit when there done and when you looked around the room everyone was sniffing the markers without knowing it!! and then they realized it was the scented kind lol

Lol

"What's under there?"

"Under where" (Read it aloud lol)

...tried it on this kid in chem class..

hahahaha wow thats like a childs joke

Some kid said "That's what she said" to what my gym teacher said and he laughed.

When I was a kid, once a friend came over, and we played with this bouncing ball, you know?

And we used to throw it everywhere, and stuff.

Well what I said doesn't sound funny, but it was funny, and we laughed so much we almost died, lol.

lol you almost died?

figure of speech.

And btw, yes I once almost died when I was a kid, I choked on a pea or something I dunno, but my face turned blue or purple and I did almost die at that time.

How do you choke on a pea??

hahaha how do choke? were you talking or something

Ahmed IV wrote:How do you choke on a pea??

The pea goes in your "air thing" where air is supposed to go instead of going into the oesophagus

*sorry I don't know biology that much.

Ahmed IV wrote:Today, in chem class.

My teacher said "XXXX what are you doing with the marker?"

Everyone looked at him and he was holding a blue marker near his face...he looked as if he was sniffing it LMAO

Ask Lev...it is funnier if you saw it.

WTF My classmate in Geometry did the same thing today!

What marker type was it?

Also the kid that was holding the marker was supposed to be one of the nerds, so it was even funnier

The kid who did it was in track at my school (I think). He was holding a (redish?) scented marker and claims it smells good.

For my example, it was blue

Thx for ignoring my pea choke story

Hey!! I answered it

I told someone I would castrate them and staple their testicles to a tree. I was then told by a friend that if I stapled first and castrated second, it would be much funnier.

my friend said "something smells like updog"
so i said "what's updog"

Mr.Muffin wrote:my friend said "something smells like updog"
so i said "what's updog"

hahaha my friend told me that joke today.

Mr.Muffin wrote:my friend said "something smells like updog"
so i said "what's updog"

OMG!! LOOOL! This noob in my chem class was telling me this same exact joke 2 days ago...I found it lame lol

Then he started making a joke about Questions "Six C" LOL

Today in math everyone was done early so some of the guys started rapping and it was going soo cool but then this white kid came in and all the black guys were like "naa man" and walked away and the white kid was like "yo homi gee what crackin" haha i think i got a video of it on my phone

Upload it pl0x

hahaha learn to spell please!!!