When adults go Weird dun dun duuuuuuuuuun

If an adult ever told you something weird...post it.

My English teacher was telling us how when she was young she used to run around completely naked in her neighborhood...lol.

wth?

She must've been a drunk college girl lol

Well she is a pale white EXTREMLY FAT lady lol. SHe said she was 4 when that happened...

My gym teacher used to tell to go "Low and Slow" when we do push ups. I was normal with it. Till someone said "That's what she said" and the teacher himself lauhed and then I remembered JJ and was thinking...damn you JJ!!! >.<

So? By being fat doesn't mean you can't be drunk and go to college, lol.

But she was 4.. lol

Kids do crazy things..

I know that lol...but its weird imaging her running..nvm lol

My chemistry teach told us that the Chinese police were going to arrest her for carrying a nail clipper in the airport.

Wow lol why??

Anyways at Kuwait Airport, they took my nail clipper away coz I couldn't take it in the plane, lol.

Lol, Ima stabz u wid ma shawp clippa!!!

My Lab teacher from last year used to say "No Zanc in the Sank" (He meant: No Zinc in the Sink".

He also said and WROTE on the baord: Boiling Boint instead of Boiling Point.

Ahmed IV wrote:Well she is a pale white EXTREMLY FAT lady lol. SHe said she was 4 when that happened...

My gym teacher used to tell to go "Low and Slow" when we do push ups. I was normal with it. Till someone said "That's what she said" and the teacher himself lauhed and then I remembered JJ and was thinking...damn you JJ!!! >.<

An adult told you to remember me? nah jk.

Ahmed IV wrote:Lol, Ima stabz u wid ma shawp clippa!!!

My Lab teacher from last year used to say "No Zanc in the Sank" (He meant: No Zinc in the Sink".

He also said and WROTE on the baord: Boiling Boint instead of Boiling Point.

I like Bebsi
Please get down from the car
Close the lights

Freshman year...my prefect teacher was using curse words while speaking to us...striking fear into our hearts...I soon found out he's Egyptian...figures lol.

GunMan wrote:

Ahmed IV wrote:Lol, Ima stabz u wid ma shawp clippa!!!

My Lab teacher from last year used to say "No Zanc in the Sank" (He meant: No Zinc in the Sink".

He also said and WROTE on the baord: Boiling Boint instead of Boiling Point.

I like Bebsi
Please get down from the car
Close the lights

my dads favorite word would be "bebsi" and my mums always saying get down from the car!! lol

my substitute teacher explained her life to us about her suicidal brother her drunk father and her mother always being naked

OMG!! I got the best one!!

Well my former chemistry teacher that looked like a man but was actually a woman said that wile she was with her brother in the ranch. Her brother was drinking a cup of chocolate milk. He left the cup and a mouse went inside the cup. They came back 2 weeks later finding a nice chocolate mouse in the cup.

weird!! one of my teachers thinks Obama has a crush in her

My principal said "Look at that hot chick" on the loud speaker without realizing it was on.

hahahaha omg haha thats funny! you win!!

Unfortunately I was kidding. But it could happen

omg hahaha that would be pretty cool though! lol

Ok...oh I just remembered.

Last year (10th grade) my history teacher was trying to compare writing an AP Essay, with inviting a girl to your house...oh gosh...I won't even say it...

That same teacher said that this Paki girl and I would make a good couple. I was thinking...why did you choose the ugliest girl >.< ...Im guessing since she was the only other Muslim ...I said NO! lol

omg Ahmed sooo mean!! but i hate when teachers get involved with that stuff lol like my teacher sat me near this guy because he liked me but i always moved my desk lol but thank goodness i have a different math teacher!!!

How is that mean. It's realistic...there are the ugly, and the good looking. Come on. Is it written that I always have to suffer? Can't my partner in life at least make up for everything?

hahaha ok im not gonna lie you do have a point there but i would never call someone ugly its just too mean maybe i will out of anger but thats it

Well at least I didn't tell her in fer face. Well anyways...I told ya before, this really typically good looking girl really liked me in 7th grade. But...nah...too slutty (if you'll excuse me).

hahaha i must say i was a bit slutty in the beginning of the year because i never payed much attention to life ... well actually not a total slut i just wore shorts but the really short ones lol but then i pulled my self up thanks to you guys and YA!
No worries Ahmed you'll find a pretty girl lol

No problem fifi. Anytime. And that's good to hear

Well not exactly...I don't want just a pretty girl. Personality means more to me.

Yea thank you guys!

and thats good most guys just are about looks now and days so sad..