I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champagne bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less.

time

No. You can't squeeze time BTW

people squeeze in time for things

You can't look at time.

protein

a clock
lol Sayf i knew you were gonna say that!
my second answer is No?

Good job, the answer is "No"

Sayf I hate you. I knew the answer to this one too.

Fifi, got it right. Not sayf.

how is the answer no??? no makes polar bears white????

technically all biological functions have something to do with protein so im right

Oh. No, you see, before the riddle it asks, "Can you answer the riddle?"
The answer is no because the closest answer is pressure, but since there is that question, the answer is No.

Sayf you are thinking like the harvard student.

Think like a kindergartener...the last line says:

Can you guess the riddle?

No

I like my explanation better

protein > pressure

protein mauls pressure u googler

Protein doesn't have different effects on celebrities and humans and it doesn't make things pop.

umm yes it does .. protein regulates every function in ur body u freakin noob

hahahaha Flame your explaining was better

You can't squeeze protein sayf

Ahmed IV wrote:You can't squeeze protein sayf

sure you can, if you were to put protein in a black hole it would be squished.

Protein doesn't "pop" when you look at it.

we assuming you added an enzyme to break the protein then watch it, you could technically say you watched it pop.

Dont assume stuff

I saw this riddle before..
and didn't find the answer, lol.

Why isn't the answer just: A VERY VERY scary looking balloon with brown powder in it.