Step Mother, I want to have a posh conversation with you.

hmmmm, okay child.. but from a distance..

Ok my dear step (damn) mother

Could I see your pretty walking stick (look at your avy)...I always wanted to see it.

no you can't child... don't be silly

Hmm....


Mama I wub you sooo much...won't you let me out...pretty please with sugar on top. Look at my innocent face ====>

fool, do u think i was born yesterday?
*evil laugh*
muhahahaaaaaaa

u can stay in that cell for ever.. as long as the king doesn't find out...

Let me guess....Pried's my father right?

no he's the cook silly

Then who's the pops?

Fang..

-breaks lock- just kill her already she called me a cook.

meeeperz
*runs for her life*

*Shoots Empress in the head*

Burn noob.

dude.. i'm a vampire..
i can't die when i'm already dead

Then how are you my step ma?

coz i married ur father silly

Umm....ok....then....I get the worst garlic there is and I put it inside Marwa's mouth. Marwa starts to melt.

Noob vampire...

Marwa is a ghost and haunts ahmed for eva...

Gets a vacuum and sucks Marwa in it, then throws the vacuum in the trash.

wth man??
like OMG get me out NOW!!

Can't hear you....oh look it's the garbage/rubbish truck ....bye Empress Noob

the king will find out.. then u won't inherit ur right to the throne..
mark my words boy...
grrrrr

*I can't hear the evil vampire*

*Eats chips*

Um one big flaw in your story, vampires are not hurt by garlic, but the strong smell does upset there sense of smell. So you have given Marwa bad breath and probably the worst migraine of her life but not "finished" her until you pierce the heart with a stake, sever the head, douse the body in holy water, then burn the corpse.

Preid... ur no longer my cook.
ur my right hand man.

*stabs ahmed in the back*
worthless mortal