War Story.

This game is about a unamed soldier going into an unamed war. Include anyhting you want. And yes it is a story game. I will start.

A soldier walks out of his chopper...

and steps on a land mine to find that he didn't die but is still a recrute training to join the army.

he steps out on the training field and sees a bunch of alien tripods attacking Earth.

And lets himslef die but comes back to life

...Only because se wanted to eat a Taco.

so he eats a taco..

and get food poisoning...

and laughs at this because everything he sees is on tv.

and then crashes his computer

then he blows up because a mexican betrayed him for eating his taco

and then the mexican laughs,"Hahahaha...haha..ha, I have defeated you...

then the mexican died because he drank the water

The soldier then wakes up only to find himself stroggified.

so he buy's a kitty and loses it and starts looking for it ( jj will get that joke but no one else will )

but can't find it in 10 seconds and gives up...

P.S.HAHAHAHA! I have surpassed you Preid

and get's a doggy and go's to mexico

(i win flame )

and decides to become 1 with the mexicans

so he eats there soal and becoomes the super mexican alean

and invades america and eats bush(yay!)

And Bush shouts let me out...

then bush eats his own head and dies

Then Bush's stomach exploads and the acid kills the soldier(since the game stops here, the soldier dies for the last time).

EPIC EPIC EPIC BUMP!!!

This is the oldest made-up game topic we have (I think)!!

I almost died in laughter from reading this.

I can't believe you bumped this ancient thread.... and the fact that we actually made this story.