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    What do do with a broken heart?

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    Post by Fifi Sun Jan 10, 2010 11:54 pm

    LOL GAZ!! I really need to start working on my Arabic i regret moving away from my family
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    Post by Egyptian Gazelle Sun Jan 10, 2010 11:55 pm

    Yeah you should! These are so frakin hilarious!

    Don't worry you'll learn though.
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    Post by Ahmed Sun Jan 10, 2010 11:59 pm

    Hardly got any of your jokes Gaz. Im bad at arabic jokes :S
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    Post by Egyptian Gazelle Mon Jan 11, 2010 12:01 am

    O.k forget it then, i'll go from sa3eedy to blond

    Q: What do you call an eternity?
    A: Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop.

    Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?
    A: Toes Go In First.

    Q: What do SMART Blondes and UFOs have in common?
    A: You always hear about them but never see them.

    Q: Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms?
    A: They think their picture is being taken.
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    Post by Ahmed Mon Jan 11, 2010 12:02 am

    Still didn't laugh, Ahh, forget it, its pointless. Time cures everything anyways Smile
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    Post by Egyptian Gazelle Mon Jan 11, 2010 12:05 am

    OMA but these are soo funny!
    Yeah I guess it takes time to heal a wound.
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    Post by Ahmed Mon Jan 11, 2010 12:07 am

    The guts of people sometimes is surprising (O_O')
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    Post by Fifi Mon Jan 11, 2010 12:08 am

    LOL its hard to see you like this mann..
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    Post by Ahmed Mon Jan 11, 2010 12:09 am

    Ahh well, it happens to all of us doesn't it? Im not the first or the last.
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    Post by Egyptian Gazelle Mon Jan 11, 2010 12:12 am

    No ofcourse your not.
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    Post by Fifi Mon Jan 11, 2010 12:14 am

    yup were all gonna have our fare share..
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    Post by Egyptian Gazelle Mon Jan 11, 2010 12:15 am

    Fifi, is absolutely right.
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    Post by Fifi Mon Jan 11, 2010 12:17 am

    pshh Gaz im always right! lol
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    Post by Egyptian Gazelle Mon Jan 11, 2010 12:18 am

    LOL.......yeah...but then again all girls are Razz
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    Post by Ahmed Mon Jan 11, 2010 12:19 am

    ^^^Def. Not!
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    Post by Fifi Mon Jan 11, 2010 12:20 am

    Sultan Ahmed IV wrote:^^^Def. Not!



    PSHH dont be jealous!
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    Post by Ahmed Mon Jan 11, 2010 12:21 am

    Ehh ok.
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    Post by Fifi Mon Jan 11, 2010 12:22 am

    LOL
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    Post by Egyptian Gazelle Mon Jan 11, 2010 12:24 am

    Wow, you were quick to give in hahaha
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    Post by Ahmed Mon Jan 11, 2010 12:37 am

    Yeah, women aren't made for arguing, I learned that much.
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    Post by Egyptian Gazelle Mon Jan 11, 2010 12:39 am

    I'm glad you've noticed.
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    Post by The Banker Mon Jan 11, 2010 8:53 am

    ok ahmed what about this one...
    Q) why are there no pain killers in the jungle?
    A) coz da parrots-eat-em-all
    get it... Paracetamol??
    Laughing
    nah that wasn't funny -__-
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    Post by The Banker Mon Jan 11, 2010 9:58 am

    wait
    this made me LOL so much


    A husband of a blonde woman was getting ready to go to work, just as he was about to get out of the house he remembered that the other day when he was driving he got a ticket coz his blinker wasn't working. So he asked his blonde wife real nicely to check if the blinker was working coz he didn't want another ticket. He turned it on and his wife said "yes, no, yes, no, yes, no............"

    LOLZ xD
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    Post by Steve Mon Jan 11, 2010 10:07 am

    how do you check to see if lady gaga is awake?
    Spoiler:
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    Post by The Banker Mon Jan 11, 2010 10:27 am

    i already knew that one Razz

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