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    Post by Doc Sat Jan 09, 2010 11:53 pm

    A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him.

    She finally overtook him at the checkout, And she turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son."

    He answered, "That's okay."

    "I know it's silly, but if you'd call out "Good bye, Mom" as I leave the store, It would make me feel so happy."

    She then went through the checkout, And as she was on her way out of the store, The man called out, "Goodbye, Mom."

    The little old lady waved, and smiled back at him.

    Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine Into someone's day, he went to pay for his Groceries.

    "That comes to $121.85," said the clerk.

    "How come so much ... I only bought 5items.."

    The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said you'd be paying for her things, too."
    Don't trust little Old Ladies!!!

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    Post by Ahmed Sat Jan 09, 2010 11:55 pm

    Lmao! xD

    Good one. Women are evil IMO Razz
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    Post by daloo3a Sat Jan 09, 2010 11:59 pm

    hahahha im gonna try that when i get older jk jk
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    Post by Ahmed Sun Jan 10, 2010 12:01 am

    ^^^A future evil women. Keep your eyes open and be careful O_O
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    Post by Fifi Sun Jan 10, 2010 12:02 am

    Om my goodness! what an old bat! hahahaa where did you find this!?



    Another good site to read funny everyday stories is www.fmylife.com there super funny!
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    Post by Ahmed Sun Jan 10, 2010 12:04 am

    Yeah, smexy and I know that site. I was about to post I failed my math test...but...I didn't Razz
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    Post by Fifi Sun Jan 10, 2010 12:05 am

    Ahmed IV wrote:Yeah, smexy and I know that site. I was about to post I failed my math test...but...I didn't Razz
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    smexy didnt post in this yet?
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    Post by Ahmed Sun Jan 10, 2010 12:18 am

    I know him in real life. We went to that site at school.
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    Post by Fifi Sun Jan 10, 2010 12:19 am

    Ahmed IV wrote:I know him in real life. We went to that site at school.

    ahh i see! Wink
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    Post by SmexyGenius Sun Jan 10, 2010 12:32 am

    LMAO crazy evil smart old lady Sad...
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    Post by Doc Sun Jan 10, 2010 12:56 am

    fifi wrote:Om my goodness! what an old bat! hahahaa where did you find this!?



    Another good site to read funny everyday stories is www.fmylife.com there super funny!

    they're completely fake
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    Post by daloo3a Sun Jan 10, 2010 12:56 am

    hahah theyre funny though
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    Post by SmexyGenius Sun Jan 10, 2010 1:00 am

    Sayfullah wrote:
    fifi wrote:Om my goodness! what an old bat! hahahaa where did you find this!?



    Another good site to read funny everyday stories is www.fmylife.com there super funny!

    they're completely fake

    i doubt ALL of them are lol
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    Post by Fifi Sun Jan 10, 2010 1:04 am

    SmexyGenius wrote:
    Sayfullah wrote:
    fifi wrote:Om my goodness! what an old bat! hahahaa where did you find this!?



    Another good site to read funny everyday stories is www.fmylife.com there super funny!

    they're completely fake

    i doubt ALL of them are lol


    Nope! well maybe some.. but other wise Nope!
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    Post by Doc Sun Jan 10, 2010 1:06 am

    um yes they are ... unless all of those people have the exact same writing style
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    Post by Fifi Sun Jan 10, 2010 1:08 am

    Sayfullah wrote:um yes they are ... unless all of those people have the exact same writing style



    Today,..and FML
    are the rules when you write when you go to post they have rules and you have to type in that format
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    Post by SmexyGenius Sun Jan 10, 2010 1:45 am

    fifi wrote:
    Sayfullah wrote:um yes they are ... unless all of those people have the exact same writing style



    Today,..and FML
    are the rules when you write when you go to post they have rules and you have to type in that format

    yea and each story is accepted by a moderator who edits it for grammar + stuff..
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    Post by Steve Sun Jan 10, 2010 1:52 am

    i thought fml was largely fake when i read it.
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    Post by daloo3a Sun Jan 10, 2010 1:53 am

    who cares its kinda funny
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    Post by Fifi Sun Jan 10, 2010 1:55 am

    I know what Dal said its funny!
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    Post by Fangy Sun Jan 10, 2010 2:03 am

    Yeah, they're mostly fake. But MLIA is best.
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    Post by Fifi Sun Jan 10, 2010 2:04 am

    Fang wrote:Yeah, they're mostly fake. But MLIA is best.

    ok whats MLIA now?
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    Post by SmexyGenius Sun Jan 10, 2010 2:09 am

    fifi wrote:
    Fang wrote:Yeah, they're mostly fake. But MLIA is best.

    ok whats MLIA now?

    mylifeisaverage.com
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    Post by daloo3a Sun Jan 10, 2010 2:11 am

    i checked out mlia i like fml better
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    Post by Fifi Sun Jan 10, 2010 2:22 am

    HA my site wins!!! and what suckas?!?!?! LOL

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