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For you Smile :D
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For you Smile :D
Ok Smile I LOVE YOU TOOOOO!!!!
But in order for me to sign the love contact you gotta sign these terms and services first.
For me to love you, you have to:
~Cook for me gourmet meals everyday
~Work at McDonalds and get enough money to pay for the house
~Wash my feet with soap everyday
~Sleep in a cage
~Wear a clown costume and make me laugh
~Could only have an elementary school diploma by most (you cant be smart)
~Change your name to Fishil
~I could throw cakes at your face
~" " " " " " rocks
~You have to beat up fifi and dal
~You have to jump from the empire state building and stay alive
Tell me if you accept so far
But in order for me to sign the love contact you gotta sign these terms and services first.
For me to love you, you have to:
~Cook for me gourmet meals everyday
~Work at McDonalds and get enough money to pay for the house
~Wash my feet with soap everyday
~Sleep in a cage
~Wear a clown costume and make me laugh
~Could only have an elementary school diploma by most (you cant be smart)
~Change your name to Fishil
~I could throw cakes at your face
~" " " " " " rocks
~You have to beat up fifi and dal
~You have to jump from the empire state building and stay alive
Tell me if you accept so far
Ahmed- NH Admin
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she cant beat me up =)
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Then I cant love her =(
She needs to beat you up to the point that you cry (thats not really hard ya know (Im not asking much here))
She needs to beat you up to the point that you cry (thats not really hard ya know (Im not asking much here))
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u just broke the poor grls heart =( 7aram 3aleik
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Well...what could I do...either way it would have been broken, so maybe she might laugh at this
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LOL I sure got a good laugh....
I think smiles name is gonna change to frown pretty soon though haha
I think smiles name is gonna change to frown pretty soon though haha
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I wasn't even joking, this is what I want my future wife to do (we sharaf Pried)
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I feel badfor your future wife!
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Comon man! Who doesn't want to clean my feet everyday lmao.
Pried does. So who wouldn't?
Pried does. So who wouldn't?
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um....ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Egyptian Gazelle- NH Member
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Excuse me Gaz...but my feet is perfect as in its like a model (male) feet LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Ahmed- NH Admin
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That list is even crazier than mine o.o
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who the hell is Smile?
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whats your list steve???
and sayfallah, beats me!
and sayfallah, beats me!
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you dont want to know gaz, its somewhat... ruder
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Smile was my GF till she read my list. haha
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are you the one who wouldn't tell people of your love?
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No, its certainly not me
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o.k Steve, suit yourself.
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lol i was kidding gaz, i dont have a list... i would feel lucky to have a wifey
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I wanna know!
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everybody is my wife
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i cant wait to see what smile says about this, she might have a list for you ahmed!!
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Oh LOLSexy_Rebel wrote:lol i was kidding gaz, i dont have a list... i would feel lucky to have a wifey
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If smile makes a list for me Ima divorce her and give her to da dawgs
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