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For you Smile :D

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Post n°1

For you Smile :D

by Ahmed Sun Jan 03, 2010 9:38 pm

Ok Smile I LOVE YOU TOOOOO!!!!

But in order for me to sign the love contact you gotta sign these terms and services first.

For me to love you, you have to:

~Cook for me gourmet meals everyday
~Work at McDonalds and get enough money to pay for the house
~Wash my feet with soap everyday
~Sleep in a cage
~Wear a clown costume and make me laugh
~Could only have an elementary school diploma by most (you cant be smart)
~Change your name to Fishil
~I could throw cakes at your face
~" " " " " " rocks
~You have to beat up fifi and dal
~You have to jump from the empire state building and stay alive Smile

Smile

Tell me if you accept so far Smile

Smile

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Re: For you Smile :D

by daloo3a Sun Jan 03, 2010 9:43 pm

she cant beat me up =)

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Re: For you Smile :D

by Ahmed Sun Jan 03, 2010 9:43 pm

Then I cant love her =(

She needs to beat you up to the point that you cry (thats not really hard ya know (Im not asking much here))

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Re: For you Smile :D

by daloo3a Sun Jan 03, 2010 9:44 pm

u just broke the poor grls heart =( 7aram 3aleik

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Re: For you Smile :D

by Ahmed Sun Jan 03, 2010 9:45 pm

Well...what could I do...either way it would have been broken, so maybe she might laugh at this

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Re: For you Smile :D

by Egyptian Gazelle Sun Jan 03, 2010 9:51 pm

LOL I sure got a good laugh....
I think smiles name is gonna change to frown pretty soon though haha

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Re: For you Smile :D

by Ahmed Sun Jan 03, 2010 9:53 pm

I wasn't even joking, this is what I want my future wife to do (we sharaf Pried) Wink

Wink

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Re: For you Smile :D

by Egyptian Gazelle Sun Jan 03, 2010 10:05 pm

I feel badfor your future wife!

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Re: For you Smile :D

by Ahmed Sun Jan 03, 2010 10:06 pm

Comon man! Who doesn't want to clean my feet everyday Hilarious

Hilarious

lmao.

Pried does. So who wouldn't? Very Happy

Very Happy

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Re: For you Smile :D

by Egyptian Gazelle Sun Jan 03, 2010 10:33 pm

um....ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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Re: For you Smile :D

by Ahmed Sun Jan 03, 2010 10:38 pm

Excuse me Gaz...but my feet is perfect as in its like a model (male) feet Wink

Wink

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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Re: For you Smile :D

by Steve Sun Jan 03, 2010 10:40 pm

That list is even crazier than mine o.o

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Re: For you Smile :D

by Doc Sun Jan 03, 2010 10:52 pm

who the hell is Smile?

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Re: For you Smile :D

by Egyptian Gazelle Sun Jan 03, 2010 10:57 pm

whats your list steve???

and sayfallah, beats me!

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Re: For you Smile :D

by Steve Sun Jan 03, 2010 11:00 pm

you dont want to know gaz, its somewhat... ruder Razz

Razz

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Re: For you Smile :D

by Ahmed Sun Jan 03, 2010 11:01 pm

Smile was my GF till she read my list. haha

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Re: For you Smile :D

by Steve Sun Jan 03, 2010 11:03 pm

are you the one who wouldn't tell people of your love?

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Re: For you Smile :D

by Ahmed Sun Jan 03, 2010 11:04 pm

No, its certainly not me Wink

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Re: For you Smile :D

by Egyptian Gazelle Sun Jan 03, 2010 11:05 pm

o.k Steve, suit yourself.

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Re: For you Smile :D

by Steve Sun Jan 03, 2010 11:06 pm

lol i was kidding gaz, i dont have a list... i would feel lucky to have a wifey Very Happy

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Re: For you Smile :D

by Fangy Sun Jan 03, 2010 11:17 pm

I wanna know!

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Re: For you Smile :D

by Doc Sun Jan 03, 2010 11:26 pm

everybody is my wife

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Re: For you Smile :D

by Steve Sun Jan 03, 2010 11:29 pm

i cant wait to see what smile says about this, she might have a list for you ahmed!! Razz

Razz

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Re: For you Smile :D

by Egyptian Gazelle Sun Jan 03, 2010 11:43 pm

Sexy_Rebel wrote:lol i was kidding gaz, i dont have a list... i would feel lucky to have a wifey

Oh LOL

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Re: For you Smile :D

by Ahmed Sun Jan 03, 2010 11:44 pm

If smile makes a list for me Ima divorce her and give her to da dawgs Wink

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