Granted, but you live the rest of your life in boredom after that.

I wish that I was happy

Wish granted. You get so happy that you blow up.
I wish I knew how to play guitar good.

Granted, but you have to go to correctional grammar school because of that post

I wish that I got less attention -.-"

Wish granted, you become unknown of.
I wish I could sing high-piched songs.

Wish granted, you are now a soprano

I wish that I could sing 1 note, 1 freaking note lower ;_;

Wish granted, then you get mobbed by fanboys xD
I wish I had real contact with my fav band members, and we were friends.

Granted but they spend so much time with you that, They of lack of food and water......
I wish that everything wouold stay the way it is right now . Oh and by the way i got my computer working again (you won't get rid of me that easilly )

Granted, you never get smarter or meet new friends.

I wish that I knew what to wish for

Wish granted, then you wouldn't be aloud to wish.
I wish there were more things.

granted but they were made of anti mater and they destroy you
i wish that i had complete control over how i would die

Granted, but you decide to die a horrible death

I wish that Preid didn't wish

Wish granted, preid kills you instead of wishing.
I wish my brother knew lyrics to things other then music from disney -.-

Granted but he started singing "God Bless America" in high pitch non-stop all day

~Markbalex

I wish that Markbalex would stop forgetting his password

Granted but then he never forgets it and he can never learn anything again

I wish that I would put the forum in my favorites

Wish granted... Then it becomes very popular and crashes forever.
I wish I wasn't too lazy to get up and get food.

Granted, but you start eating too much

I wish the Craig could post more often

Wish granted, but then I spam the forum so hard that you 'even' wana have be banned.
I wish this candy tasted good.

Granted, its full of flavored cyanide.

I wish that the sky would fall

Granted, but then you die from radiation posioning.

I wish I wasn't procrastinating on here and was actully getting reaady for my exam.

Wish granted. You pass the exam, but kill yourself for no real reason later.

I wish that I could sleep

granted but you never wake up

i wish Ahmed and me were able to agree on something

Wish granted

But Steve disagrees with you

I wish Pried would agree with me on something.

wish granted but then Steve gets mad and hacks the forum.
i wish i had l4d2

Granted but i dont know what that is....
I wish Nathan would hurry up and text me back.