Wish granted, he wishes you were a girl.
I wish nobody deleted my post xD

Granted but all the post's the forums see is "Craig" so everyone quits :o

I wish that waffles where bigger then 2 inches

Wish granted, Good luck eating a 5 foot tall waffle!
I wish that something....

granted, but that something kills you

I wish that the day was twice, no, thrice as long

Wish granted but it rans rice
I wish I knew what a thrice was jk
I wish I knew one plus one

Granted but when you do it unlocks the secret of the universe and it kills you.

~Markbalex

Nice wish.
I wish there was no such thing as an error on forums.

Granted, there are only mistakes

I wish that... I knew what to wish for

Granted you wish that you could divide by zero. And then the world gets sucked into a black hole

I wish that I was a Mod

~Markbalex

Granted, but you abuse your powers and get them taken away

I wish that I was happy

Granted but you'll have to die in 5 minutes.

I wish I would beat up someone.

Granted, but they kill you later

I wish that Emo-Polka music existed

granted but you are then tied down and forced to listen to it until your mind snaps

I wish that at a single point in space about the size of a pinhead the mass of everything in the universe would be compacted, theoretically this would compress the space time continuum.

(also to divide by 0 would be to separate items into groups of 0 so in the end the answer would be 0 with a left over of what ever was to be divined no?)

Granted, but we all die

I wish that the above wish was less confusing

Wish granted, it's so basic that you die of boredum.
I wish my foot wasn't itchy.

Granted, but your genitals and butt become itchy.

I wish that school wasn't boring.

Wish granted, then it gets canceled.
I wish School would be over.

Granted, but you're stupid all your life

I wish that I could fall asleep

Wish granted you will now be in a very deep sleep for .... EVER
I wish I knew more good bands. (Suggest some plz)

Bleed the Dream, Cauterize, The Casualties, Less than Jake... (I won't do anything to this wish)

I wish that people would stop comparing Obama to Hitler -.-

Wish granted.... He gets assassian-ated?
I wish we knew who the Anti-Christ is.

Wish granted, you meet me

I wish that Joseph Stalin came back from the dead

Wish granted, he/she kills you.
I wish I could brake this habit.

Granted, but you start publicly masturbating

I wish that I would live happily forever

Wish granted. Then you get assassian-ated.
I wish I was entertained.