This is how this works.

I say:

"What would you do if you were..."

The next poster replies and says one of his own.


I'll start

What would you do if you were the president?

I would fix America. Pay out the immense debt.

This should be in the games section.

What would you do if you were forced to kill yourself?

Kill my opponent.
What would you do if you were admin for a day?

Change myself to be admin permanently.

What would you do if you had a full body tatoo and wanted to get rid of it?

Tear off your skin

What would you do if you were a dog?

I would chew on a bone.

FYI, tattoes are under your skin, not in it.

Ok

Say one.

Oops.

What would you do if you were a fish?

capture humans in a net.

what would you do if you were me?

Stop being a republican.

What would you do if you were a cat?

Get species-change
If you were awesome?

I already am awesome.

If you were not able to talk?

I would speak instead

If you turned green?

i would hide in a box

what would you do if you were sucked inside of your favorite video game.

I would die quickly.

What if you weren't aloud to use the internet?

I would cheer and be happy that I'll get a life.

What if you were your worst hated teacher?

Give me an A

What would you do if you were me?

Turn to soccer

What would you do if you were me?

i would take over the world!
what would you do if you found a bazooka shell in your attic (happened to me, my grandfather was in the army and let my dad keep old training shells)

I would shoot JJ with it

What would you do if you were a Runescape character?

i would be leet haxor!

what would you do if you only had 3 min to live?

Pried notice the topic is:

"If you were"

You wrote:

"what would you do"

if you were infected with a virus that would kill you in 3 min what would you do?
... better?

I would kill Pried

If you were a monkey.

i would fling a banana at you
if you changer genders for 1 day