Portalhaha nice try for whoever wrote this one.....
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Capitalism is a philosophy of punctuation. Capitalists are people who believe that all words shouldbe capitalized, no matter what the situation.
For instance, the sentence:
"This is a sentence."
would be written this way by a capitalist:
"This Is MY sentence."
This is, of course, ridiculous.
Some extreme forms of capitalism demand the capitalization of every letter within a word (THIS IS A SENTENCE). Such extreme capitalists are common on AOL, and frequently post to Usenet pushing their capitalist agenda.
Capitalism used to be opposed by Communism, which believes that all letters should be brought together as equals. Therefore, a communist would write the above sentence like this:
"thisisasentence"
Unfortunately, this practice made Communist writing very hard to read, and eventually led to the movement's collapse in 1975.
However, with the advent of text messaging, a spin off of Communism, called Socialism sprang up. This doctrine stated that all letters should be socially equal, but not "together as one."
"whats up man"
The above sentence is a very frequently used statement in the Socialist community.
Other forms of Socialism even require that their words be degraded, sometimes even to letters, and that their letters be degraded to numbers.
"wut r u doin 4 lunch"
Socialism's main proponents include text messagers (they call themselves "txt msgrs") and instant messagers (they call themselves "imrs").
For instance, the sentence:
"This is a sentence."
would be written this way by a capitalist:
"This Is MY sentence."
This is, of course, ridiculous.
Some extreme forms of capitalism demand the capitalization of every letter within a word (THIS IS A SENTENCE). Such extreme capitalists are common on AOL, and frequently post to Usenet pushing their capitalist agenda.
Capitalism used to be opposed by Communism, which believes that all letters should be brought together as equals. Therefore, a communist would write the above sentence like this:
"thisisasentence"
Unfortunately, this practice made Communist writing very hard to read, and eventually led to the movement's collapse in 1975.
However, with the advent of text messaging, a spin off of Communism, called Socialism sprang up. This doctrine stated that all letters should be socially equal, but not "together as one."
"whats up man"
The above sentence is a very frequently used statement in the Socialist community.
Other forms of Socialism even require that their words be degraded, sometimes even to letters, and that their letters be degraded to numbers.
"wut r u doin 4 lunch"
Socialism's main proponents include text messagers (they call themselves "txt msgrs") and instant messagers (they call themselves "imrs").
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o noes Ahmed has discovered the secret, quick jj abort the plan!
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muhahhajjyourplanisdestroyed!!!
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THAT WAS MY PLAN GRR (lol how'd did it turn out like this)
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capatalistswineswillsufferwhentheforumyturnscommunistmuhahahahha
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CAPITALISM!
DOWN WITH COMMUNISM!
DOWN WITH COMMUNISM!
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curses...i guess ill switch to socialism then.
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wat ded teh dawg say 2 deh pig
HI I DONT HAVE SWINE LFLU BOT I EAT PORK
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HI I DONT HAVE SWINE LFLU BOT I EAT PORK
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1/10... 0.0...
The cow said "Go eat a cow man"
The cow said "Go eat a cow man"
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Umm... Okay... 1/10
What happens when you cross a Bull Terrier and a Shih Tzu?
Bullshit
What happens when you cross a Bull Terrier and a Shih Tzu?
Bullshit
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ok but not a say-in-polite-company-joke.......2/10
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Hassan you should say one after you rate.
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While hanging with some friends and being bored someone thought up of this...Non-US residents will probably now understand it much 
Why do most Indians work in Delis?
Because there capital is Delhi (H is not pronounced)...
Why do most Indians work in Delis?
Because there capital is Delhi (H is not pronounced)...
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I understand it but it's not that funny. 4/10
Yo Momma is so fat that when she looked at the menu in a restaurant she said "okay."
Yo Momma is so fat that when she looked at the menu in a restaurant she said "okay."
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god damn it all of these jokes suck (no offense some were semi-funny actually)
ok here WARNING this is racist
why were the jews stuck in the desert for 40 years ?
one of them dropped a penny
Why are all black people tall?
They're Ne-grows (Negroes).
ok here WARNING this is racist
why were the jews stuck in the desert for 40 years ?
one of them dropped a penny
Why are all black people tall?
They're Ne-grows (Negroes).
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raph wrote:god damn it all of these jokes suck (no offense some were semi-funny actually)
ok here WARNING this is racist
why were the jews stuck in the desert for 40 years ?
one of them dropped a penny
Why are all black people tall?
They're Ne-grows (Negroes).
Lol, raph I never knew, you know jokes
Also its "Knee-grow" ...not "Ne-grow"
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Raph is racist. That's not a joke.
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i am not racist i said that this was a racist joke- it was a warning besides i am jewish so that joke doesnt count
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ok what about this non-racist joke- what did one wall say to the other wall?
meet u at the corner
meet u at the corner
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Yes he is Fang. I know he was kidding. (He is Jewish, so he can't offend himself )
Raph your second joke was a childish one
)Raph your second joke was a childish one
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I can't come up with any jokes 
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Of course you can. Think harda'
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