1. Why is it only dealers and software developers call their clients 'users'?
2. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
3. If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
4. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
5. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
6. Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
7. If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff?
8. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
9. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
10. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said, "If I tell you, it would defeat the purpose.
11. If all those psychics know the winning numbers, why are they still working?
12. Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
13. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
14.If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
15.Is there another word for synonym?
16.What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
17.Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
18.If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or ?
19.Can vegetarians eat animal ers?
20.If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
21. Why do they put braille on the drive-through bank machines?
22. How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs?
23.If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become disoriented?
24. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
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