then the alieans invade killing us all

But the aliens died because of a disease.

want a definition of it only menos grandes/arrancar/vizard can do it =P

Cero:Japanese for "hollow flash," Spanish for "zero", labeled as "Doom Blast" in the Viz manga) are high-powered energy blasts that can be fired from various body parts, such as mouth, tongue, hand or fingers. Only menos, arrancar, and vizard have so far been shown to use cero attacks, and it appears that stronger entities can use it more efficiently. Various arrancar and hollow characters display variants of the technique, such as the Espada-exclusive gran rey cero

but the aliens before they die call their big willy from the new destroy all humans

But it gets nuked.

and you launched too much nukes so the explosion goes towards you and you go on the rest of your life with a face of just bone

And kills you also.

i said your disfigured....

but forgets that im alredy dead for the 10th time and finds out thats part of a mask not bone

And then you die for the 11th time.

but still come back and then i get the guy from no more heroes to slice your head off with his beam katana

But then I get stroggified in Quake 4 and I kill you with a nail gun.

but he uses dark side mode and throws you in the air and he lands on the beam katana

And then I use the Makron (leader of the stroggs) to capture the guy and stroggify him and becomes part of his army.

but only as a spy to fight ranked assasain 6 then kills all the others and after fighting with 6 she knows she lost and puts a grenade in her mouth and explodes everywhere and he gets the military secrets and gives them to the beam katana maker to get the Tsubaki Mk-II

That never happens. In the stroggification process, a machine puts a device in you brain that makes you forget everything and makes you serve only the Makron.

but it short circuits and i remember everything and kill rank 6 and then kill the general

But the Makron turns into a flying machine (Like what happened during the boss fight in Quake 4), captures you and repairs your circuits.

but now i see a picture in my room and i take out the chip and kill you

I don't get it.

of what i used to do and i remembered everything so while your figuring it out i rewire it and you work for me and kill your men and yourself after

I nuke the base along with you and I escape with the makron.

turns out it was a robot version

i steal the makron and head to the one planet youll never find me

I destroy every planet in all dimensions and I make a new one starting the Combine race.

i was hiding in a paralell dimension where i have an army of rebels