a man walks into a pub and sits down at the table to order some food the waiter comes over and says "what would you like to drink" you are about to answer but you notice...


(the next person adds to the story)

the manager's daughter. a stunning 6 foot blonde

(lol)

She comes towards you and slaps you.

"what was that for?!" you say

"No means no!" she replies

only flame2 wrote:"No means no!" she replies

"Ok fine I wont take you out for an ice cream sundae " I say

"What...." she says,I notice she is not as attractive as she was a minute ago.

I leave the bar for some fresh air.

I get hit in the head by bird poop.Then i go to Ireland to drink guinness and rethink my life.

Then I head back to my parents while drunk

While on my way to my parents,peter griffin comes out and farts at me.I quickly lose consiucness,and crash the car,propelling through the winsheild into my old school,where my old teacher writes an F on my forehead.

I jump off a cliff by accident since I was unconcious and I die.

THE END

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Was'nt this a fun story everyone

Now his parents are calling the police cuz htey wanna know where is Ahmed.

And Ahmed is a skeleton but luckily FLame has the magic touch and heals Ahmed.

flame99966 wrote:And Ahmed is a skeleton but luckily FLame has the magic touch and heals Ahmed.

Lol how did I enter the story?

Ahmed ruins the story and disappoints masses.

So Flame destroys Ahmed....

and this make's no Sence now

And jj16802 rules the world with nukes. :camo:

but gets assasinated before he can use them

And a spy kills Grimmjow.

but im already dead so nothing happended and i kill the spy and chain his body to the walls

Then how did you kill him?

ceroed his head off

Then I cero (whatever that means) your head off.