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This is my favourite email ever I get it all the time so read enjoy and reply people.
9 Things I Find really annoying
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I
know where my watch is pal, where is yours?
2. People who are willing to get off their backsides to search the entire
room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and
change the channel manually.
3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it
too". Too right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course
it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it?
5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?".
No, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.
6 People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give
me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,
then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement,
then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8 When people say "life is short". Life is the
longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus
come yet?". If the bus had come would I still be standing here?"
9 Things I Find really annoying
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I
know where my watch is pal, where is yours?
2. People who are willing to get off their backsides to search the entire
room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and
change the channel manually.
3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it
too". Too right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course
it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it?
5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?".
No, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.
6 People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give
me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,
then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement,
then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8 When people say "life is short". Life is the
longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus
come yet?". If the bus had come would I still be standing here?"
Last edited by den denz on Thu Jul 17, 2008 5:08 am; edited 1 time in total
